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[allbodies]

I spent my new year's eve eating nachos with my mom. Thanks to having to work every monday at 7AM, I'm now officially the coolest person on the entire planet. You should be jealous.

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[killher_]

i had a rootbeer float and watched noggin all night.

[allbodies]

but you're hotter than me so you win.

[killher_]

so... shouldn't i have been out partying last night? shoving my tits in peoples' faces for drinks and all that trashy stuff?

bitch please.

[allbodies]

yeah, you should've been doing that, but only if you were at my house.