A Happy Passover and Joyous Easter to everyone!

My internet is working! Yee-ha!

Top Chef is on tonight!

I have a rockin' bf who saved my sanity!

I am so absolutely disgusted ( Read more... )

On the phone with the I-Banker this afternoon, he said something that was cause for concern ( Read more... )

Gimme an M...

Gimme an O...

Gimme an N...

I'm too tired to finish.

Who's ready for this weekend?
Who's ready for hottubbing and cold brews?

Pull out your weejuns, don't forget the penny. Remember to bring your Walker, because we're drinking the Greenies.

Leggings and UGGS.

Let that sink in.

Let that marinate.

Black-ass leggings and tall purple UGGS.

Brave enough to rock the combo all the way to Super Stop&Shop, where I purchased my Cape Cod chips and Funny Bones and US Weekly.

Hahhahaahahahah My ipod is frozen

I fucking hate ipods. They're a fucking racket.

You know what happens when you meet the man who should be the man of your dreams?

You just want them to go the fuck away.

Why do we keep shrieking when we mean soft things?
We should be whispering all the time.
THE MAGNETIC FIELDS - "100,000 FIREFLIES"