my sister was charged by a hammerhead shark while in open water in florida

in an argument about people smoking, i told my mom that i smoked pot

that went over great

and then i painted a squash

so far this has been an A+ spring break

im going xc skiing now...at the dutch elm golf course...if i happen to be kidnapped...it would be ok with me.

ash and the bravery are playing at the axis on april 15th. tickets are $14. talk to me ( Read more... )

there are a limited amount of words that you can use to describe a feeling/thought/idea...there is no limit with art. there is no 'end'. no completion ( Read more... )

i dont know what to think of this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHHA

that is all.

oh what a day. <3

you remember that idea i had about working stuff out on my own and then finding you once i figured stuff out?

the ellipsis?

yes, the ellipsis. it's dumb. it's dumb. it's an awful idea. i'm not gonna do it, okay? 'cause like you said, this is it. this is life. and i'm in love with you. i think that's the only thing i've ever been really sure of in ( Read more... )

Best of this year ( Read more... )

so also ( Read more... )

i saw oceans 12 with matthew, robbie, lissa, christine, and rachel. we smuggled twisted tea and mikes into the theatre, and for some reason i kept knocking the clinking bottles over and they would roll to the front of the theatre. i am not a good smuggler ( Read more... )

a very stereotypical boring-licious update ( Read more... )