Comments | alleesawn: hoegaarden tastes like grass and bread. mmm. grass and bread.

alleesawn

hoegaarden tastes like grass and bread. mmm. grass and bread.

Jan 23, 2005 01:56

this update is really just about giving me something to do on my new computer. normally i would be satisfied with just watching these highly dramatized disaster videos. faces of death would be better. i do appreciate the people who just keep standing there filming when someone's head or whatever explodes. its a tough choice between this and beavis ( Read more... )

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pezking737 January 22 2005, 23:49:19 UTC

Baby cows have cute tongues. I'm glad you wouldn't eat her. She is nice.

alleesawn January 24 2005, 23:42:41 UTC

i like the milk on their chins.

i'm glad we have such insightful comment threads on here. such as this one... and my "i see your butt" one.

kaddidle January 23 2005, 09:37:52 UTC

I lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove bottle feeding baby cows. When I was a little girl, I used to let my cows nurse on my arm like a pacifier, and they would swallow it all the way up to my armpit. Their tounge goes back a really long way, and it feels neat on your elbow. When I'd pull my arm out, it would be covered in foamy slobber. That was my favorite thing to do.

b__p January 23 2005, 09:54:06 UTC

Good. Allison, down here they have magazines dedicated especially to horrible, gross deaths. Mostly kids look at them I think. And yesterday I went to a Museum of dead people that they dug up, somehow mummified, and put on display. I've got pictures.

divine_right January 23 2005, 21:42:51 UTC

oh sweet jesus, ben, you have to get me some of those.

two questions: divine_right January 24 2005, 04:49:41 UTC

1. what kind of computer did you get?

2. did someone leave their underwear for scott or something?

Re: two questions: alleesawn January 24 2005, 23:35:01 UTC

a.) a dell inspiron 5160 laptop. though this will increase my internet accessibility, its sure to also increase the frequency of uncorrected typos. youd be amazed at the lazy liberties i find myself taking... since i can lay here on my bed watching blind date and peruse the internet at the same time, i dont even feel like sitting up enough to find the backspace key. its a 2.8Ghz, 512Mb, 40G.

b.) yeah. some dude left his drawers in the seat.

c.) wanna come over?

Re: two questions: divine_right January 25 2005, 08:27:54 UTC

a) sweeeet.

b) weird.

c) yeah, dude! what are you doing tomorrow night?

Re: two questions: alleesawn January 25 2005, 16:32:13 UTC

c.) going out and playing pool with a bunch of people. you should come.

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b__p January 24 2005, 14:59:21 UTC

I will.