Entry # 141: A rant that every child who's "life sucks" should read.

[allencolella]

I should write lyrics and sing pissed off songs to these kids about this. It's not out of the question. That would be potentially original. If those lyrics are read or heard, the kids would probably say, "dag, I finally realize that everything I've ever dwelled on or anything that I am dwelling on is all that straight bullshit, Holmes. Let's go do

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[allencolella]

Aahahahahhaha. Thanks dudebro.

=(

[mikeyotooleshed]

thats mean :(

Re: =(

[allencolella]

That's excellent work, Jay. Hahaha.

[cosmickilljoy]

it keeps expanding.

[justinspaulding]

MOTHER OF GOD

[cosmickilljoy]

MARY?

hay fuckface

[cosmickilljoy]

i bet u dont even kno what its like to loose a girl. you prob spent all ur time writing shit like this cus ur gellous of peepl who got better things to do on valentines day. i bet u spent mor tiem righting that shit than ive ever spent on myspace. and wut the fuck do u call that wall of text at the end. ever herd of paragraphs fcukface??????? srsly i almost kild myself from the pain it caused my eyes tryin to red that shit. loser!!!!!

ps - i bet u dont even post pics on ur myspace cus ur so fukin ugly

Awesome.

[cryingemokid]

A-fucking-men, Allen.

This is Kyle, by the way. When I made this livejournal 5 or 6 years ago, for all the reasons you just listed. Kick ass man. Kick ass.

Re: Awesome.

[allencolella]

Word life.