Comments | allergeist: pinchers are BULLSHIT!

allergeist

pinchers are BULLSHIT!

Feb 11, 2006 12:42

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natalie_necro February 11 2006, 21:51:05 UTC

Dude, crabs are totally creepy. I went out to Sausalito a while back and there was a veritable INFESTATION of crabs out by the shoreline. They were creepy-crawling all over the rocks with their horrific pinchy ways. UP WITH CARBS, DOWN WITH CRABS! haha <3

crabscrabs February 11 2006, 22:18:57 UTC

We were scuttling, not creepy-crawling

natalie_necro February 12 2006, 01:10:12 UTC

Of course! How could I have been so blind! *makes mental note of the word "scuttling"

allergeist February 12 2006, 04:18:43 UTC

hey, you were creepy crawling... cause yer creepy. and crawly. creepy. crawly.
i even prefer spiders to you

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crabscrabs February 11 2006, 22:15:41 UTC

WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!

tomahto February 12 2006, 03:14:35 UTC

but lobsters are ok, right?

allergeist February 12 2006, 04:16:06 UTC

yeah, lobsters are ight in my book. theyre harmless.....well, mostly harmless. ive never actually eaten lobster before though. but i actually think lobsters are kind of cute. i dated a lobster once. very non commital.

pollytrance February 12 2006, 07:06:47 UTC

GREG SANDERS UBER ALLES!! It would be funny as hell if he were a Cancer. I must look into that.

PS-- you weren't acting like it was adorable. You were just going, "No! Fuck that!"

allergeist February 13 2006, 02:24:53 UTC

if he is a cancer then i hope he gets the crabs.... or not actually. hes a okay in my book. couldve been a rockstar, but hes not a slave to a god that doesnt exist.

yes it was incredibly adorible, even if i wasnt acting like it. your crab motions can be a little crab-timidating sometimes. i fear that maybe your hand will turn into a real crab, and i will have to jump out the window!

pollysuicide February 12 2006, 19:47:33 UTC

BUT THEY'RE TASTY