If you keep a mind that's too open, you never know what's going to fall in. Or out...

[alleyalligator]

The babysitter lay mouldering in the bath tub.  Mal kept meaning to do something about her, but then he'd get distracted by more important things like counting the hairs around his belly button or wondering whether anyone from the agency would realise that he didn't actually have any children or if he could get away with ordering another girl in.

Comments

[alleyalligator]

Thank you so much!

[theafaye]

Nice!

[alleyalligator]

:D

[sarcasmoqueen]

This was truly inspired. I loved it!

[alleyalligator]

Thanks!

[roina_arwen]

Ewwwww... Very creative, but ewwwww!

[alleyalligator]

LOL! That's pretty much how I felt when I finished writing it!

[snack_size]

really great entry - I loved the ending, and I think you created a really memorable character her. And good job making necrophilia amusing. :)

[alleyalligator]

Thank you! I must admit that I'm really happy with how this turned out.