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alleywayhack

In Which a Roomate is Lost

Jan 11, 2011 01:27

[Voice | English]

'Ey, any a ya seen a lanky pale artfag lost in the city? Haven't seen 'em in a few days. [More like a week or so. What is time.]

If he's become monster chow I'd like t'know. Jus' so when he comes back I can mock 'em relentlessly fer gettin' chewed on in the first place.

[Plus he doesn't see why Conrad wouldn't come back to his ( Read more... )

lost a confag, where is you hanna?, laziest 'doc' ever, lost vampire, all alooooooone... woo hoo!

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[voice] youdaman January 11 2011, 06:40:04 UTC

So, you've got a little medic stand working out of your apartment?

Good going.

[voice] alleywayhack January 11 2011, 07:02:42 UTC

Can't tell if yer patronizin' me or bein' serious.

But t'answer yer question: Way t'state the obvious.

So if ya need me t'kiss a papercut or somethin' jus' come on down t'my place, girly.

[voice] youdaman January 11 2011, 07:04:19 UTC

Such a nice try... so close, so close, but too far.

[voice] alleywayhack January 11 2011, 07:07:04 UTC

Y'know what they say. Try try again.

Good thing I'm stubborn, though that tryin' again part does require effort. Tend t'lack that part.

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[Voice | English] itshammertime January 11 2011, 07:19:21 UTC

Who said it was going to be hair brained! I'm not scheming anything.

Not yet anyway. And it's not scheming if it's a good idea.

[Voice | English] alleywayhack January 11 2011, 07:24:26 UTC

Good idea 'bout what.

[This is not a question, it is a demand.]

[Voice | English] itshammertime January 11 2011, 07:32:06 UTC

It's about... nothing! Really I'm not doing anything. No ghosts, no vampires, no werewolves.

See? Nothing!

[Voice | English] alleywayhack January 11 2011, 07:34:10 UTC

[DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU.]

... yeah. Today yer not. Tomorrow ya might be battlin' the loch ness monster or some shit.

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text. eroslegy January 11 2011, 08:59:19 UTC

a walk in place

text. alleywayhack January 11 2011, 16:03:19 UTC

good job you can retype what I already did

text. eroslegy January 11 2011, 16:04:02 UTC

it is a question

text. alleywayhack January 11 2011, 16:06:21 UTC

you missed the ? there princess

basically it means that if you need something, medicine a band aid, maybe a few stitches or whatever, I'm your man. Come on down to Latimir 101. But if you know you got a leg chewed off or something, that's the hospitals problem

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ihasastrawhat January 11 2011, 11:17:29 UTC

What's an artfag?

alleywayhack January 11 2011, 16:03:51 UTC

Someone who gets a massive stiffy fer art.

ihasastrawhat January 12 2011, 02:33:44 UTC

What's a stiffy?

[Hello, you are talking to an idiot.]

alleywayhack January 12 2011, 04:31:09 UTC

...

A woody. A pork sword. Erection. A full salute. Whatever the fuck ya wanna call it.

A hard dick. Plain enough fer ya?

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fierybluebird January 11 2011, 11:57:31 UTC

Huh, people really do seem to go missing easily around here.

alleywayhack January 11 2011, 16:04:33 UTC

Didn't realize it was so common. Might wanna look into gettin' trackin' devices put in everyone... unless these stupid chips already do that.

fierybluebird January 11 2011, 16:59:18 UTC

Guess so. It's like the fifth one in a week just that I've noticed or heard about.

alleywayhack January 11 2011, 17:18:56 UTC

Or maybe the Scientists steal people an' mass cook em fer breakfast.

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