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alleywayhack

In Which The Witch Doctor is in

Feb 16, 2011 02:09

[Video | English]

So I was thinkin', Discedo, what time a year is it? Sniffle season. Worst time a year, right? Right. Well I jus' happen t'know a little rune magic, fancy stuff y'know?

[He has a marker in one hand, where he got it, who knows. Probably rifled through one of the stores earlier in the week. It's a nice purple color. Also a tattered ( Read more... )

rune magic masterrrrr, is a witch doctor, asshole in the house, hanna

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[Action] /lives in the same place 8| decadeundead February 16 2011, 07:31:36 UTC

{Hearing a commotion, he slips into the room--a silent specter against a wall. He looks between them before settling on giving Worth a blank stare.}

...I don't think many will fall for the joke.

[Action] get out zombie pet :| alleywayhack February 16 2011, 16:29:42 UTC

Sure they will. People are gullible as a bunch a lemmings.

[Or so he hopes. It's no fun if they aren't.]

[Action] No never decadeundead March 2 2011, 04:11:46 UTC

...Are you sure they're that gullible?

{The hope is that they are not so easily draw into such tricks.}

[Action] alleywayhack March 3 2011, 17:27:30 UTC

Y'were human once. Ya don't even remember how stupid people are?

demonflavoured February 16 2011, 07:41:57 UTC

[One gullible young man at your service.]

That seems a little weird, how does it work? Shouldn't a specialist put it on you instead?

alleywayhack February 16 2011, 16:31:00 UTC

[Beautiful.]

Y'see that's the beauty a this, kiddo. Did ya make sure t'do it like I showed ya? 'Ere let me see. If ya did, all I gotta do is chant a special sayin' an' yer good t'go!

demonflavoured February 16 2011, 22:46:28 UTC

I'm a little hesitant, it seems a little too easy. But, trying can't hurt, right? Though, if I look at these letters, they sort of look like something else....

[But yes, he has written it on his hand.]

alleywayhack February 18 2011, 16:20:35 UTC

I'm an easy doc, y'see?

[And he'll chant some mumbo jumbo waving his hands around at the screen.]

There ya go, the sniffles will now run in fear a ya!

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loyal_cube February 16 2011, 16:53:56 UTC

[Annnnd Cube is now questioning his choice for chip removal doctors.]

I thought you were finished with the phallic jokes..
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[Granted, it IS BETTER then a drawing of a SMILING PENIS but not by much]

alleywayhack February 16 2011, 16:59:53 UTC

I'm jus' tryin' t'have a little fun. This place is borin' as all hell. The bunch a ya are no fun.

[His penis drawing was a thing of beauty. Don't judge!]

loyal_cube February 16 2011, 17:36:57 UTC

I fail to see what's amusing about telling residents to write about genitalia on their head as a false treatment for illnesses.

alleywayhack February 18 2011, 16:21:27 UTC

Not my fault the lot a ya are gullible.

'Sides, only one sucker fell fer it. [So far.]

[text] twinned_clone February 16 2011, 16:54:24 UTC

That won't cure anyone!

[text] alleywayhack February 16 2011, 17:00:13 UTC

sure it will

works like a charm

[text] twinned_clone February 16 2011, 17:37:45 UTC

Does anyone really believe it?

[text] alleywayhack February 18 2011, 16:22:11 UTC

one kid so far

shit washes off so it won't hurt not one

forgot the html orz; p2iioniic February 16 2011, 18:19:29 UTC

[...This is the guy who said he was a doctor...]

...what.

/pat pat alleywayhack February 18 2011, 16:23:21 UTC

Guessin' yer not fallin' fer it either huh?

[Boo. People weren't as gullible as he'd hoped.]

Don't tell me ya didn't do that t'people in school an' on yer text books, mate.

p2iioniic February 18 2011, 16:49:46 UTC

troll2 don't "go" two 2chool.

alleywayhack February 18 2011, 17:01:25 UTC

Home schooled?

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