In Which Discedo is on Some Heavy Drugs

[alleywayhack]

[Voice | English]

Alright ladies, sounds like we got somethin' special on our hands.

Or the entire damn city is on LSD.

So from what I'm gatherin' a bunch a ya knuckle heads are seein' make believe fish made a words... but the rest a us can't see? Oh an' they're attackin' ya? [He'll grumble.] Mum always wondered why I never wanted a goldfish.

Whatever

Comments

[inweskersdesk]

Why do you want to be attacked by killer fish?

[alleywayhack]

I don't, but being right off my rocker sounds better than bein' sane right 'bout now.

Then again, stay 'ere long enough an' I think it'll jus' come naturally.

[vanoranje]

...'ve got some weed, but don't think that's what everyone else is on.

[alleywayhack]

[You are his new best friend.]

Beggars can't be choosers, mate. An' I ain't 'bout t'complain fer what yer offerin'. What d'ya want in return... I don't exactly got much 'ere myself.

[vanoranje]

...'s a plant, so not like I can't get more. Call it an IOU, if y'want.

[alleywayhack]

If ya ever need a band aid or somethin' you'll be all set by me.

[selfmadehero]

Actually, I like that explanation better than "the chips did it".

[alleywayhack]

Only chips that ever did anythin' t'me were the green ones in my potato chips.

... even then I think that was jus' my overactive imagination.

[selfmadehero]

What'd the green ones do?

[alleywayhack]

Y'know, parents always told ya the green ones did funny stuff t'ya?

All jus' in the mind, but I always liked t'think it made me like the Hulk. Teachers didn't like me tryin' t'pick up desks at school too much though. They jus' didn't understand how awesome I was after eatin' one a them chips.

[inlikewho]

You do realise LSD is a bit like herpes, yeah? Stuff never goes away.

[alleywayhack]

Course I realize that.

[inlikewho]

Saying you have experience with both?

[alleywayhack]

Oh har har, funny guy 'ere.

Only herpes I ever had was the cold sore variety, mate. [But damn straight you know he tried the drugs.]

[eroslegy]

Vat is El - Es - De?

[alleywayhack]

A drug. It can cause a bunch a side effects, hallucinations is one a them.

Along with depression, anxiety, paranoia, loss a appetite, nausea, dizziness, sweatin'... lots a shit.

[eroslegy]

… … And you are vanting it?

[alleywayhack]

I was bein' sarcastic... but hell, why not? Little bit might be fun right 'bout now.