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alleywayhack

In Which the Chip Master Appears

Mar 19, 2011 01:23

[Video | English | 45% lock from Scientist]So it's come t'my attention that a lot a ya are askin' 'bout gettin' these "chip" things outta ya, eh? Jus' so happens I know a little bit concernin' them now. Ain't no expert, but a little slicey slicey an' I can get 'em outta ya. Maybe ( Read more... )

chip removals yes?, slicey slicey, is a doctor totes

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trilingualism March 19 2011, 05:27:01 UTC

Sounds painful.

alleywayhack March 19 2011, 06:10:13 UTC

A little pain never hurt anyone.

trilingualism March 19 2011, 19:22:16 UTC

That sounds like a contradiction.

alleywayhack March 20 2011, 05:02:35 UTC

I'm full of 'em.

An' really, little pain is kinna nice. [GRIN. Okay maybe to HIM it is. He's... special.]

[Video] origamikillah March 19 2011, 05:34:35 UTC

[Patti's heard about the chips, but she's still not sure what they are exactly.]

What do the chip thingies do?

[Video] alleywayhack March 19 2011, 06:10:47 UTC

Block yer special snowflake powers.

[Video] origamikillah March 24 2011, 03:10:23 UTC

We get snowflake powers?!

[The point.

Patti's head.]

[Video] alleywayhack March 24 2011, 04:24:53 UTC

[See this icon? See that look? That's what Patty gets to see right now. There are no words. None.]

[text] postasskicking March 19 2011, 06:55:40 UTC

What makes you a doctor again?

[text] alleywayhack March 19 2011, 07:46:00 UTC

because i say i am

[text] postasskicking March 19 2011, 07:52:10 UTC

You know how fishy this sounds right?

[text] alleywayhack March 19 2011, 07:57:16 UTC

so is your stupid pink text

i dont care what you think of it if ya need your chip out then come or not no skin off my back

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symmetryguns March 19 2011, 13:42:59 UTC

I'll go first.

alleywayhack March 19 2011, 16:18:10 UTC

Step right up, kiddo. It's yer lucky day!

symmetryguns March 20 2011, 05:21:08 UTC

Fine. When is the soonest you can do the removal?

alleywayhack March 21 2011, 00:57:45 UTC

Whenever yer ready, mate. I've nothin' better t'do in this city. Slicin' people up'll be like havin' a damn party.

Latimir 101, I'll be waitin'.

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[video] assworthsaving March 19 2011, 13:55:08 UTC

"Slicey slicey"? Just the term I'd like to hear any aspiring doctor use.

Let me guess- tool of choice is a rusted fork? Planning on cleansing the wound with shitty lake water? And offering band aids that have already been used doesn't exactly sweeten the deal.

[video] alleywayhack March 19 2011, 16:19:44 UTC

All a bunch a comedians 'ere ain't we?

An' I only use the finest and freshest band aids man can find 'ere.

[video] assworthsaving March 20 2011, 03:12:35 UTC

Think so? I was looking for a new profession.

[Yeah you sound totally capable. Still...he just may be desperate enough.]

Considering nothing is ever "fine" or "fresh" here... Dare I ask?

[video] alleywayhack March 20 2011, 05:04:35 UTC

Don't quit yer day job, mate.

[You'd be in the best hands ever.]

If ya must know, they were given t'me by the Scientist shmucks. Fresh outta the box pretty band aids. Even got designs on 'em.

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