Here's some good fake reasons because someone took the good real ones. Remember, there is no problem in "bullshitting" a little. As in, you may think its a dumb reason, but its one more reason. Start it off like an AP bio essay. Write down EVERYTHING you know, no matter how pertinent you think it is. Then organize it for persuasion.
Good reasons: 1. You have boobs. 2. French people like tight jeans. 3. Nicole can probably be easily converted to French. 4. You want to find a sexy rich french guy. 5. You're an alcoholic here, but in France you will be a wine conisuerre. 6. You live on bread and cheese? 7. The french are crazy about coke (the drink you druggie).
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Good reasons:
1. You have boobs.
2. French people like tight jeans.
3. Nicole can probably be easily converted to French.
4. You want to find a sexy rich french guy.
5. You're an alcoholic here, but in France you will be a wine conisuerre.
6. You live on bread and cheese?
7. The french are crazy about coke (the drink you druggie).
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