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[allglowing]

I know I never post any real entries, but I have to share to you very humorous things. Bear with me, lol!

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Here are the winners of the annual Washington Post contest that asks readers to come up with alternate meanings for various words. Tyler's own personal favorites are marked with an asterisk

Comments

hahahaha!

[patzerhabiba]

Those are awesome. Here are my faves:

ABDICATE (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach
ATHEISM (n.) a non-prophet organization (HAHAHA)
BALDERDASH (n.) a rapidly receding hairline
ESPLANADE (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk

But they were all pretty funny.

Another one for you.

[galexnic]

impeach: (v.) to turn into a peach.