This morning i proceded to get in my car at 8 am and make my way to McDonalds for a McRi...I mean, some delicious breakfast. I put the key in the ignition, and turned my wrist in a forward motion. My car exploded. I had it towed to March Tire, where a guy with an orange moustache told me that is was gonna cost somewhere between 6 and 7 hundred ( Read more... )

This is it ladies and gentlemen. This is the first of what will become many posts that will have you anxiously engaged in conversation around the water cooler the next morning...so top off those mugs and cut off your filters, because you'll be up ALLLLLL night thinking about this one...

...not to oversell it or anything...