sharks with friggin lasers attached to their friggin heads

[allhailbrak]

I want to start off with this terrifying link I ran across this morning
http://www.bu.edu/alumni/buforward/archives/Dec_2006/articles/spies.html

Have they not seen "Deep Blue Sea?" While this is slightly different, it's really just as ridiculous. Also, water on Mars, and a dodecahedronally shaped universeSpeaking of the end of the world, I went

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[equivoke]

That universe crap is crazy.

CRAZY.

[alicemozart]

The shark thing is crazy as all hell, but the football-shaped universe thing is actually rather cool. But, I have to admit that honestly, I was hoping for more of a basketball shape. It's be easier to slide around the edge if it was basketball shaped. Footballs are not terrible conducive to sliding.

[jauntyfellah]

I think it's really funny how they try to be accessible by relating the universe to video games, but the video games they're talking about are from like 15 years ago. My little brother would have no idea what they're talking about when they say "Space is like a video game" because he's never played Pac Man or Asteroids.

[sm0kemypubez420]

anyone who knows anything knows that modest mouse is correct when they say "the universe is shaped exactly like the earth if you go straight along youll end up where you were"