Today I walked into my History 101 class and saw everyone feverishly looking over their notes, the TA's in the front of the lecture hall with a stack of Bluebooks and...me pissing myself. That last part is only partially true..but you know...it was sort of cathartic taking an exam I had no idea about. Instead of getting all stressed out during ( Read more... )

have you ever taken a crap so big that you feared the reprecussions of flushing the toilet?

I have.

So I get to meet Billy Dee Wiliiams today...but I also have an English paper due in about 2 hours...a 5-7 page English paper...which I have about 2 pages written. And I ate a bunch of pizza last night, and that cheese is doung horrible things to me, so while I would probably be more productive at the Library Computer lab, I can't trust the latter ( Read more... )

If you read this,
even if we do not speak often,
comment with one memory of me.
It can be anything you want,
good or bad.
Just as long as it happened.
Then post this on your livejournal.
See what other people remember about you...

"Dr. Bob ate my balls"

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Aaron said that.

Today, Liz told me that I was invited to a invatiation-only art exhibit in Charleston....caviar, champaigne and......

...BILLY DEE WILLIAMS! WHAT THE FUCK! I am fucking psyched right now. Who knew that Lando was a painter now? I sure as crap didn't.

I just took the mach3 challenge....and the mach3 definitly won over the other razors...but...generic disposable razors also won...against my face, that is.

I look like I got in a fight with PotA.

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Also...body hair makes a good recepticle for nail clippings....almost ...too good.

It's a full moon and I don't feel normal today.

MAN! I have been doing some dino research and I found this awesome site where they have reconstructed what a Parasauropholus would have sounded like http://www.sandia.gov/media/audiohq1.htm (full story at http ( Read more... )

Seriously, people....

can you please tell me when my fly is down?