since i'm so interesting i know your fingers are itching to do it

[allhailchan]

You can ask me any questions you want, via any means you can think of to reach me - any question, no matter how crazy, sinister, wrong, or right it is. I will answer completely honestly through whichever method you choose, no matter what.
I cannot promise sarcasm won't be used on you, though. Anon is on. PMs are fine. And I have an army of fangirls

Comments

[mangoseondae]

Why haven't you ninja'd your way to me yet so we can go for dinner?

[allhailchan]

My ninja skills are still so lacking I can't disappear from Japan and appear in Korea yet, unluckily. While we wait for me to get a ninja degree, I can get you kidnapped and shipped to me, though. Is that okay?

[mangoseondae]

Sounds about perfect!

LAUGHING SO HARD RN K \o/

[rocknrollgang]

If I asked you a question, will you answer it?

...what happened for you to laugh so hard?

[allhailchan]

Oh yeah. You're so witty I'm impressed~

[standout]

Have you ever tried gluin' your fingers together?

[allhailchan]

I never even thought of it actually... It would be comfortable to hold the mic, though. Sometimes your fingers start hurting.

[standout]

Should we try and see if it's better that way? I could help you, keke.

[allhailchan]

Shouldn't we try that on you, first? Maybe if we glued your fingers together, you'd manage to wash the dishes better on Invincible Youth even if you're cold~

[softremix]

Changmin-ahjussi, if your stage name isn't 최강 and you're able to pick another stage name, what would it be? And why? ㅋㅋㅋ

[allhailchan]

Eunji halmoni, hello~ Mm, Choikang was a bit painful at first, especially when I had to introduce myself. (laugh) But the meaning behind it is good, always strive to be the best.

Aigoo, you don't know how long it's taking me to answer this question. (laugh) But I can't think of anything cool enough. Would you have a nice stage name for me? Nothing involving ahjussi, though...

[softremix]

I can't think of any good names. ㅋㅋㅋ Instead I looked for a stage name generator, and you got;

P. J. Osmond

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[allhailchan]

...(laugh!) You're such a brat, Eunji! I think if they told me I could have either been P.J.Osmond or Choikang, I wouldn't have minded Choikang as much as I used to.

[sosohyorish]

...... So many questions... then again I ask a lot when we talk, too.

What would be your weapon of choice?

And can I have a satin throne cushion?

[allhailchan]

You're always welcome to ask any question you want, noona. (laugh)

Not a laser cannon. Mm, bombs probably. You can make a mess even staying at a safe distance. That's not bad, right?

Sure thing~ Red satin?

[sosohyorish]

As red as your rose, yes. :D

What is your favorite food ever?

[allhailchan]

I chose it well. And please noona don't use that icon on me...

Aigoo, this is difficult. Mm, curry rice maybe? But I'll have probably changed my mind in about twenty seconds...