how is it already July 10th?

[allisinner]

I've been hit on/sexually harassed like crazy these past few days. From innappropriate touches to a middle-aged man asking me about my blow job technique (AHHH), it's been a wild ride. Today was the BEST! I walk past a group of four teenage boys as I'm hustlin' to Grand Central in my hootchie Office Slut gear (no one was in the office today, gimme

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[anonymous]

whatevs, he got me a job hookup!

[bensthereason]

i was laughing out loud in a computer lab for 10 minutes after noticing the teenage boy to TB to tuberculosis transition. oh allie.

also, why is everyone in the world from new york? i've started saying 'chocolate' funny because 90% of the teachers and TAs are from jersey or NY.