Band: Incubus ( Read more... )

Sitting outside smoking a cigerette and thinking. I've been here in this little town (I hesitate to say wretched), way up here in these here Smoky Mountains, for 2 months now. Still living under the same conditions...still the same as when I started this venture...nothing gained here ( Read more... )

My daddy always used to tell me:
"Keep a stiff upper lip and a tight asshole."

My mom always used to tell me:
"If you don't have anything good to say, then it's better to say nothing at all."

I'm taking their advice....

YOU are the innocent. Prince, princess, small child. for some darn reason you always get the short end of the deal. your heart is always in the right place. intentions are good. so why do you get all the crap? It makes for a good story centered around you. see it's not all crap. so hang in there, and don't foget you'll eventually get yours. and it ( Read more... )

LOOKING FOR MR. WRONG....

are you the jobless part time bum for me?If you are an obsessive compulsive control freak, are anti-social, lazy, selfish, narrow minded and uncomprimising, you may be the man for me. You must also be cheap, impatient, prone to angry outbursts, be unable to trust anyone and worry about everyones business but your own. ( Read more... )

Number 5 ( Read more... )

As I've Matured ( Read more... )

An oldie but goodie
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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!!Evening classes for men. Starting this month ( Read more... )

Gay Flight Attendant ( Read more... )

Subject: Fire Truck ( Read more... )