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[allnewtypeface]

so that piano teacher in dianella who just got done for kiddy fiddling..
well i cleaned his carpets about 5 weeks ago..

this is not a metaphor

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[eatthepudding]

FUK

[autumnglass]

way to try and get rid of the stains!
you still got busted anyway, fool.

[_drag_the_lake_]

metaphor.

[allnewtypeface]

r is next to the e

[lymone]

carpet so clean you could eat (off) it.

before you factor in the fact that children got fiddled (and i presume we're not talking a prodigy violin player as a young child who got arrested for something later on in life)...thats the funniest thing ive read in a bit

[allnewtypeface]

haha good one mr simon pun

im sure there's some classic piano piece with a great kiddy fiddlin' pun but anyway..