It's amazing how accurate these things can be on occasion. Why, just yesterday I was walking through the house, singing to myself and acting giddy with joy for the love of YOU, when I suddenly remembered that I'd forgotten to add the arsenic to your lunch as I normally do. I will double dose you tomorrow to make up for it, but only after I have fawned over you and lavished kisses all over you.
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