Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Allroy's DisorderCause:cursed Japanese videoSymptoms:overeating, fear, hand numbness, sudden fearCure:pass it on to someone else within seven days

Why the fuck don't I ever get into beta tests for games??!
It pisses me right the fuck off...

stolen from evheideggerLast Cigarette: About a month ago. Sometimes when I drink I smoke... very rare though ( Read more... )

40 Minutes ago I called the cops because some jackass was blaring his fucking stereo. Bass is so loud it's fucking keeping Jenny awake ( Read more... )

Downstairs at Jenny's is loud. There are children there. Yelling, screaming, telling-on-each-other-for-breathing children. Just as I write this Sydney ran downstairs saying "I'M TELLING!!! I'M NOT TELLING ON YOU RAYNA!" Who knows ( Read more... )

I've been such a fucking dork this past week it's unbelievable ( Read more... )

St. Patricks Day was ok, with the exception of Jen's car breaking down. I wrote one of my programs that's due next week and since I got that outta the way I figured a pitcher of green beer wouldn't hurt ( Read more... )

Chris

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Stolen from evheidegger who stole it from albadore:

Step 1: Go to Google and type in your first name.
Step 2: Click on images.
Step 3: Post your favorite one here.

It was a close race, but this one won.
( Here's the one... )