✎ Fourth Entry

[allsarcasm]

I think we should all agree right now that my mother never hear a word of this. I think she'd try and sue the school.

And here's a tip: if people are staring at you strangely, your clothes are peculiar, and you're generally being addressed as the opposite gender, it's your time in the spotlight. Congratulations, Hogwarts has picked you to mess

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[wrestlingwizard]

It's about this time that I wonder which side has gone nuts.

[allsarcasm]

...Huh.

[And that's about it. Give her a second.]

[wrestlingwizard]

Eloquent.

[allsarcasm]

Yeah, sorry, I had to have a minute.

[wrestlingwizard]

You've got fifteen seconds left.

[allsarcasm]

Yeah, yeah.

You're not "Lauren" any more, so what do I call you?

[wrestlingwizard]

[inkblots for a moment]

...Laurel. You call me Laurel. At the risk of sounding crazy, that's what I've always been called.

[allsarcasm]

It's what you remember always being called, at least. And I remember calling you Lauren.

We'll see soon enough I guess. I'll roll with Laurel.

[wrestlingwizard]

Fair enough. Still Daria over there?

[allsarcasm]

Still Daria. Even if I've been called Darian a few times.

[wrestlingwizard]

This is going to be going down as the weirdest weekend of my life.

[allsarcasm]

I wouldn't count on it. There's still a lot of school left.

[wrestlingwizard]

I would ask what could possibly happen in the next month that would be stranger, but I'd rather not jinx it.

[allsarcasm]

Anything's possible.

[wrestlingwizard]

I'm just going to attempt to ignore that possibility and focus on OWLS, I think.

[allsarcasm]

Good plan.