Henderson Uglacy Generation 6.1
Last time, the butler sucked, puppies were born, the townies were all gorgeous, and a lovely little sprog named Nasal Cavity burst forth from Multipurpose's...loins? and turned into a strapping young man.
Shall we start this off with a birthday? Pencil, you're up!
He is, shall I say, dashing?
So, here are the two spares, all grown up. Pencil and Lid, you're outta here!
Carmen: After 64653158 years of looking and I'm almost an old hag, I have my dream job!
Nasal: After 5 seconds of looking, I have my dream job!
Obviously, a certain alien has at least one horshoe up his green ass.
The remaining family. I don't remember the last time I saw Multi in anything other than his undies O_o
KASPLOOSH...sorry, it had to be said.
Multi: And with this wrench, I shall CREATE!
Unf
lol, TEENY tiny doggy, BIG GIGNORMOUS HOUSE.
Oh, look, the butler actually buttling for once. I'd tip him, but he burns so much food...
Fuck, he's snappy. Look, he's so snappy, even his fingers snap.
Townie Carla? I think you forgot your pa...oh, I see O__O
Carmen's old. Big deal.
I want this firefighter.
Unf
UNF HOT COP (it's that Joe Carr template, it knocks me on my ass when I see it)
WHY ARE ALL OF MY TOWNIES SO CUTE?
Oh, that's better. Stick around, Lulzy, we'll set you up for some sexing.
Is this what I think it is?
Oh yes, it sure was his birthday. I will never hate those browbones, they're too godly.
Doggy fart?
What's that, Nasal? You like blondes? Here, have this one.
The store is doing well, I think.
Awwwwwwwww
She's so cute!
lol, athleticwear proposal
Chris Cho: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :O
Look at him; he's so obviously smitten, enraptured, twitterpated.
heh...
Meanwhile, I'm working as hard as I can to get Multi's LTW of woohoo with 20 different sims. LOL UNDIES
Chris got knocked up. Very fertile, these two.
This is one sim I do not want to yell at me. He is fierce, and I'm not just saying that because he has nipples.
So, I had to adopt another dog and sell the collie. Turns out I forgot Chubbles was male and was trying to breed him with a male. That doesn't work, so we got Cleo, who kind of resembles Chubbles.
Other puppies are still brewing.
I can't get him off this thing. They need Don't Wake the Llama or something, because this drives me nuts.
Oh, Nasal, don't get fired :( It didn't matter, because Law was THE FIRST JOB IN THE PAPER AGAIN.
Chris: I give handjobs, too :D
Matthew Picaso: hmm, I'll take 3
Chris: Handjobs? :D
Matthew: No...just lemonade, thanks. Isn't that your husband over there?
Any predictions on what genetics the baby will have?
Did anyone guess blonde with light blue eyes and a lighter skintone than his mother? I sure didn't. It's a boy, Keyboard.
LOL THE DOGS BARK AT THE CLEANBOT. I ♥ you, Cleanbot.
Oh, Cleanbot, what'd you do?
Whyyyy is there garbage everywhere?
Bitchface, that's the LAST time I heart you. LAST FUCKING TIME, K?
Butlertron fed the baby bottle after bottle. How many of you can see the stink cloud? Butlertron was doing so well with the babies, too. I fear I may need to fire him >:(
Keyboard grew up without warning and is the dancing queen of the household. He got his father's crunched-up ears and pointy chin, but that's it. Back to the sheets.
UNF
WTG, but I'd prefer if you had turned into a plantsim so I could spawn a plantbaby :( ps, I like your ho(e).
POP (I know, how unimaginative)
See, here's Keyboard. You ever watch UFC? He's got ears like those guys.
Chris's nose. Meh, I just don't find him ugly.
Two puppies were born, Micheline and Castor.
BUTLERTRON CAN YOU NOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
Ohhh, I am so going to regret this (um, that's my selfsim's face Multi is eating)
One more pop for Chris :)
MULTI WHAT THE HELL? You have no memory of being abducted and I have no 'pregnancy for all' hacks. WHAT THE HELL?
Ohhh, fuck you, Bitchface. And Bitchface your name remains.
Any bets as to what's in there?
Um, this is the first puppy that was born, Belinda.
I bring you Dance of the Butlertron Idiot, a duet between man and dog. Butlertron was trying to make omelettes but one of the dogs was asleep in front of the stove :D
BROKEN BUKKAKE MACHINE. And so, its name shall remain Bukkake.
The ugly, the whole ugly, and nothin' but the ugly
FAMILY TREE HERE!
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