Last time, Robyn died, Samsung died, Demonia had Orange (a startlingly ugly baby girl fathered by Adrian Lewis) and PomPom (A baby girl fathered by her distant cousin Linear Henderson), finished her frst LTW of topping the Entertainment career (after a long long search for an opening), and Demonia finished a SECOND LTW of topping the Journalism career.
Since we ended with a wedding, why don't we open with some vomit?
Orange learned to walk!
Awww, so cute.
Adrian, naturally, feels pretty.
The oranges are ripe! Look how great they are!
Um, ok
This would be Charisma skill point number six for Orange.
Yeah!
PomPom's birthday!
Oh goodness.
She looks like the side of the family that fathered her.
Now this. THIS is a face.
I hate these two.
Don't you DARE get abducted.
teehee~~
Did I make you over? Who are you and why do you have a lip ring?
Just to show you her pregnant belly and a bit more mature makeover.
And thus Orange is the first toddler in the entire legacy to learn all 3 toddler skills (because fuck nursery rhymes)
And then she grew up! Love that style.
Oh sweet baby jesus, in your tiny infant manger...
I set her to work. Just in case.
"I'm a hard worker! I can walk, talk, potty, and I have 6 Charisma points!"
"[something about SAFEty]"
Townies having first kisses in the master bath, neat.
(female is
skittlebox's Daria from...her second legacy...the Mayfields?)
I love this child!
Let's see if she can bake.
Nope. Oh well.
YAY MORE UGLIES
Oh, goodie, twins! I'm ready for them this time.
A girl with brown hair and grey eyes like her older sisters.
And ANOTHER girl with black hair (from grandpa Samsung) and grey eyes.
Everyone, meet David and Cotton Swab.
(thank you,
madnessevolved and Davey)
Orange is creepy about that charisma bunny...
CREEPY, I TELL YOU
D: ACK
The lot has a room full of babies.
Orange brought home the Gavigan child. Snooty-looking chap.
Oh,
skittlebox, HOW ARE YOU WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME INSIDE?
Of course you would. Touch the ugly.
LOVE THE UGLY, BB, LOVE IT
PomPom's birthday!
Oh, I love what she's wearing. I don't care to show you her face, because she looks just like her father, who was not ugly enough for his generation.
~BFF with Adrian (and also: elf ears!)
Pregnant for a fourth time!
Guess whose birthdays?
Cotton Swab, whose eyebrows just can't get thin enough...
...and David, who is terrifying, but not nearly so much as Orange.
A slight hair change for both, emphasising their features.
Cotton Swab and Orange love to play together and tell secrets and inside jokes. They're adorable...sort of.
Adrian brought home Demonia's older brother, Poofart.
And the butler decided to stay past his shift to practice his ballet.
While Adrian studied logic, I hoped he wouldn't get abducted.
Finally, the fifth child is a boy!
Meet Lasagna.
Notice perfect muffin.
And now it's her birthday!
She aged into this, and that just won't do.
Her face sort of looks nasty.
And I decided to play her like she is batshit insane.
The ugly, the whole ugly, and nothin' but the ugly FAMILY TREE HERE Would you like a Henderson?
Get them here!