the thing i absolutely can't stand about being an english major is that at no point in your college career will a professor faculty member tell you that you straight-up suck. in my experience, they definitely adhere to the adage of not saying anything if you can't say something nice. they may not give you such blatant encouragement in regard to ( Read more... )

had i the means to acquire adderrol (sp?) for this occassion, i probably would've. as it stands, my main interest is keeping caffeinated via legal means to the fullest extent. thus far i've had three cups of coffee and just cracked open a rockstar energy drink. consequentially, i have to pee about every five minutes which, if nothing else, ( Read more... )

and today i shall embark on a massive paper-writing adventure. six to seven pages about why we will have a cure for aids in ten years. is it even possible to substantiate such a thing? probably not. damn my argumentation course to hell. oh well. at least it gives me an excuse to sit in barnes and noble for a good two hours ( Read more... )

it's been so long that i can barely recall the mildly important events that have occurred since my last post ( Read more... )

it's 1:34 pm and i am officially intellectually expired for the day. which wouldn't be a problem, except for the fact that i have to go to work, study for tomorrow's lit quiz while at work, and probably some more when i get home from work ( Read more... )

a decidedly good weekend, and a much needed one after the craptacular week i had ( Read more... )

yesterday was decidedly bad; no word on what today will be like yet ( Read more... )

everything worth mentioning about this weekend ( Read more... )

since when did everyone else in this residence hall start to suck? okay, so maybe last saturday we all got more than a little tipsy and started drawing phalluses (phalli?) on other people's whiteboards. so what? you are all at least 18 years old, if you haven't seen the general outline of a penis before, well, it's high time you did. not to ( Read more... )

it's officially fall and that makes me want to listen to the pixies and the weakerthans and other sunny albeit mildly melancholy songs that seem to fit season ( Read more... )