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allterrain

CNN

Apr 07, 2006 10:33

After perusing CNN.com for quite awhile this am, only two items entertained me for more than 2.7 nanoseconds.

1) World of Warcraft has 5.5 million users?!?! Geesh! Im such a trend-setter. :)

2) "New rings around Uranus" Leather, neoprene, or titanium?

Comments 12

mountdfw April 7 2006, 16:39:20 UTC

That's an erroneous figure. It's actually 5.5 million CHARACTERS. Half of them are named Myst-something.

allterrain April 7 2006, 21:05:04 UTC

That made me laugh! But it is so true!!! I keep expecting to gallop into Stormwind and see that night elf statue at the entrance with a pile of rubble at the feet and Jess' pic as the new head with a new caption at the bottom that reads, "Rawr, yo. BRB smokey."

djxatlanta April 7 2006, 17:11:56 UTC

These rings aren't even a new discovery. They were discovered in 2003, and announced in this Hubble Space Telescope press release from this past December. And the color differences in the two new rings were inferred in this Keck Observatory press release, also from this past December. I know, I just rain on every astronomical parade... hmm... could you see me dressed up as Dolly Levi carrying a telescope?

allterrain April 7 2006, 21:05:30 UTC

Would rather see you in a harness...

djxatlanta April 7 2006, 21:08:56 UTC

You've seen harness pictures of me before, haven't you?

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allterrain April 7 2006, 21:10:55 UTC

Thats what I'M talkin' bout! Woof!

smauger April 7 2006, 17:44:13 UTC

Depends on who's Uranus it is... some of those we know would have all three materials as rings...

allterrain April 7 2006, 21:06:52 UTC

And to think I never owned one until you. Admittedly, I had a lot of fun picking those out with you...

...I think you still have my neoprene one.

And your titantium one looks really hot on you........uh...so Ive heard. *grin*

jeffla April 7 2006, 18:24:17 UTC

Saliva.

kiltbear April 7 2006, 20:32:30 UTC

Around Uranus???

allterrain April 7 2006, 21:09:55 UTC

Yea, its the hottest thing in San Francisco (Land of X-treme Body Metal) now. See, one gets upholstery hooks and pierces ones external anal sphincter all the way around like a purse-string. Then you dangle differnt types of cock rings on it. There is even a code. If the leather one is on the left, it means one thing and if the neoprene is on the right, it means another. Its really hot. Everyone is doing it.

kiltbear April 7 2006, 21:15:03 UTC

You're sick Jessie, sick, sick, sick.

(reference to a far side cartoon)

http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=10242