[ 3 ] ==>Casual Xenophobia [Video]

Jul 31, 2011 18:13

[Eridan is nine kinds of pissed off. He's also human. So....there is now a pretentiously dressed but....otherwise regular thirteen-year-old kid glaring at you guys.]

This is revvolting, I can't believve it hasn't stopped yet. One day was far too fuckin' long, let alone TWWO. Howw do you humans evven fuckin' stand this?

[One of his hands goes up to ( Read more... )

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text homofuckiens July 31 2011, 23:08:39 UTC
SERVES YOU RIGHT.

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text nonaquaticnoble July 31 2011, 23:26:20 UTC
i fuckin tripped on somethin kar and banged into a chair and it caused discoloration and damage in my arm
howw are there so many of them and they havvent all already died out

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text homofuckiens July 31 2011, 23:27:30 UTC
BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF ME.
WHY NOT CHECK YOUR FUCKING BLOOD COLOR WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
YOU MAY BE SURPRISED.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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text nonaquaticnoble July 31 2011, 23:31:21 UTC
its at least three colors so far
looks like blue or green and then a sort a lowwer purple based on the color i can see in the bruise or a bit of yelloww or somethin
humans are a fuckin rainboww its unnatural

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ironicool August 1 2011, 00:14:25 UTC
How's it feel to be a gutterblood?

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nonaquaticnoble August 1 2011, 00:31:38 UTC
First of all, it doesn't fuckin' MATTER cause I'm still ACTUALLY a highblooded noble aquatic troll wwhen I'm not cursed, and secondly, it's the human part that's the major fuckin' issue. You havve no idea how fuckin' useless you are because you'vve nevver known anythin' different. I'd almost feel sorry for you if I gavve a shit about you in any wway.

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ironicool August 1 2011, 00:36:22 UTC
What did you expect from a race where tearing each other apart isn't normal?

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nonaquaticnoble August 1 2011, 02:39:32 UTC
Nevvermind that part, I knoww, that makes the sevvere lack of claws and useful teeth make some sense. But evverythin's so fuckin' delicate. I'm feeble an' practically fuckin' invverted: it's disgustin'.

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valentineluke August 1 2011, 01:17:02 UTC
Don't bother with the deities. They may make your 'condition' permanent.

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nonaquaticnoble August 1 2011, 02:23:38 UTC
Look, I don't see wwhat the issue is wwith that if they'vve already fuckin' MADE it permanent.

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valentineluke August 1 2011, 02:39:36 UTC
Wait another twenty-four hours before confronting them.

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nonaquaticnoble August 1 2011, 02:49:23 UTC
That's wwhat I fuckin' said, wwasn't it?

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craaaaaaaazy8s August 1 2011, 04:31:50 UTC
8itch more, Ampora! I'm sure the deities would loooooooove to know how much you're suffering 8ecause of them.
They're all a8out that kind of thing. ::::)

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nonaquaticnoble August 1 2011, 18:37:12 UTC
let me fuckin guess vvris youvve gone back to normal too
this is outrageous and unfair

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craaaaaaaazy8s August 4 2011, 04:24:17 UTC
Yep, I'm 8ack to normal. Looks like you're the only one with 8ad luck.
May8e the deities really h8 you. That would 8e gr8.

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nonaquaticnoble August 10 2011, 21:33:12 UTC
wwhatevver it is its clearly fuckin platonic
they could a brought me here wwhile i wwas still alivve but a course the assholes wwaited til after

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derse_princess August 1 2011, 14:27:52 UTC
If you do, can I watch?

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nonaquaticnoble August 1 2011, 18:09:45 UTC
ill be broadcastin it wwitch dont you fuckin wworry
evveryone wwill knoww wwhat happens wwhen the fucking prince a hope unleashes his scientific wwrath onto unsuspecting false gods

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derse_princess August 1 2011, 19:07:07 UTC
I think I can already guess what will happen.
Call it Seer's intuition but I expect you won't be so full of it by the time they're through with you

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nonaquaticnoble August 1 2011, 19:37:15 UTC
theyll probably see reason before then and end the curse before i havve to resort to that

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