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> Nepeta: Be the AU.
You can't be the AU, you've always been the AU! What a silly thing to ask. You decide to figure out where you are now instead of pondering such ridiculous requests.
(V)!_!(V) < um
(V)!_!(V) < this doesnt look like where i was 6efore at all! actually it kind of looks like someones closet
(V)!_!(V) < is any6ody out there? ( Read more... )
You can't be the AU, you've always been the AU! What a silly thing to ask. You decide to figure out where you are now instead of pondering such ridiculous requests.
(V)!_!(V) < um
(V)!_!(V) < this doesnt look like where i was 6efore at all! actually it kind of looks like someones closet
(V)!_!(V) < is any6ody out there? ( Read more... )
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Though I Highly Doubt I Am The Correct Version Of Me That You Are Seeking
Assuming You Might Have Been Looking For A Version Of Me At All
But Hello
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(V)!_!(V) < although your normal purple is nice too! what do you mean 6y different version?
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Only The Bright Mutant Candy Red Color That You Can See Now
Just As The Version Of You I Know Is Tyrian Purple And Not Grey
At Least
I Think That Is How It All Works
I Am Never Very Good At Explaining These Types Of Things
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Wow, that was an incredibly unsettling coincidence. You can't help but pull your hood a little tighter around your face.
(V)!_!(V) < 6ut i think that it all makes sense to me! paradox space sure is weird huh?
(V)!_!(V) < 6ut mutant red? really? wooow! thats so weird
(V)!_!(V) < it must 6e pretty tough for you to get along
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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK IS WITH YOUR SMILEY?
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE SHIT DID YOU DO?
WHAT IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE?
AND WHY ARE YOU USING VRISKA'S QUIRK? ARE YOU REALLY SO GODDAMN GRATEFUL SHE SAVED YOUR LIFE FROM MY TERRORIZING ROBOTS OF SUPREME EVIL? BECAUSE SHE JUST DID THAT TO BE TROLL SOLID SNAKE AKA A USELESS EXTREMELY FAKE AND NOT REAL ASSHOLE.
ANYWAY HI.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE WE ARE, BUT THIS IS PRETTY MUCH NORMAL AT THIS POINT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE OUT OF EVERYONE I GOT LOST HERE WITH YOU.
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(V)!_!(V) < hi 6lue karkat! my smiley is my cra6daddy of course and im not using vriskas quirk
(V)!_!(V) < i came up with this all on my own and there were no killer ro6ots involved
(V)!_!(V) < although im clawfully curious to hear what exactly you were doing with them in the first place! 6ut i guess it doesnt really matter here huh
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YOU FUCKING SAID TAVROS.
TAVROS IS NOT ANGRY.
I'M ANGRY, DUMBSHIT.
KARKATS ARE ANGRY, THAT'S WHAT WE FUCKING DO.
ANY KARKAT WHO CLAIMS OTHERWISE IS NOT A TRUE KARKAT AND SHOULD BE CULLED ON SIGHT.
OTHERS CAN STAY.
ANYWAY I'M NOTHING LIKE THAT IDIOT FISHFACE ALL RIGHT?
MATESPRITS OR NOT HIS COLOR IS DEFINITELY PURPLE AND NOT MINE IN ANY WAY.
BUT I GUESS THIS JUST MEANS YOU'RE A DIFFERENT NEPETA.
I'M FINE WITH THAT.
IN FACT, I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE AN ALTERNATE OF THE USUAL.
THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKED UP COLOR SWAPS.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE ROBOTS I ENDED UP TROLLING THE YOU FROM MY WORLD USING THEM.
IT WAS GREAT AND BRILLIANT AND YOU DON'T NEED TO HEAR THE DETAILS JUST KNOW OTHER YOU IS A GULLIBLE IDIOT.
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(V)!_!(V) < 6ut karkats at home are usually teal! so i had to make sure that you were a karkat just in case 6eclaws you never know
(V)!_!(V) < looks like i was right though! youre an alternate karkat who has a clawfully similar nepeta, although im kind of sad to hear she doesnt have a cra6daddy
(V)!_!(V) < id really like to hear a6out her though! and your gulli6le ro6ots and purple tavros
(V)!_!(V) < does he get out of his hive a lot?
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V_ò^ó_V I GUESS YOU LIKE CRABS TOO OR SOMETHING.
V_ò^ó_V THAT'S COOL.
V_ò^ó_V DO YOU EVER ACT LIKE ONE?
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(V)!_!(V) < i dont roleplay very often 6eclaws no6ody really wants to play with me 6ut when i do i pretend to 6e a cra6 yes
(V)!_!(V) < why? do you do that too?
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V_ò^ó_V GLAD I COULD FIND ANOTHER ENTHUSIAST. THEY'RE PRETTY HARD TO FIND.
V_ò^ó_V I KIND OF WISH I COULD HAVE A CRAB LUSUS, THAT'D BE CLAWSOME.
V_ò^ó_V YEAH, I HAVE TROUBLE FINDING PEOPLE TO ROLEPLAY WITH. NO ONE EVER TAKES IT SERIOUSLY.
V_ò^ó_V IT'S LIKE, PEOPLE BREAK CHARACTER ALL THE TIME, AND I CAN'T GET THROUGH ONE SESSION WITHOUT SOMEONE SAYING HOW STUPID IT IS.
V_ò^ó_V NO DEDICRUSTACEAN, I TELL YOU.
V_ò^ó_V BUT, IN CASE IT WASN'T PAINFULLY FUCKING OBVIOUS TO YOU, I PRETEND TO BE CRAB, YES.
V_ò^ó_V *CG CLACKS ANGRILY AT THE STUPID OTHER CRAB*
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(V)!_!(V) < o6viously im a little 6iased 6ut there you go haha!
(V)!_!(V) < i think people are too 6usy 6eing all stupidly competitive with roleplaying to realize that its a fun way to spend time!
(V)!_!(V) < but i wont 6reak character dont worry
(V)!_!(V) < *ac takes offense at 6eing called stupid 6y the newcomer!*
(V)!_!(V) < *she sidles over and pinches him playfully*
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