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Jun 12, 2011 11:18

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♋ karkat vantas | teal, !au, ✰ alteraliased, !au | colorswap

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fakecrab June 12 2011, 18:57:20 UTC
> Nepeta: Greet Karkat.

You're not really sure if you want to do that. While this Karkat is teal like the one you know, he doesn't seem to be your Karkat, which is like some kind of double reacharound clusterfuck of alternate universe confusion.

Also, he seems to be pretty busy trying to inhale that rack of clothing. It's probably rude to interrupt such a personal moment, but you have to admit you're kind of curious.

(V)!_!(V) < um karkat?
(V)!_!(V) < why are you trying to eat those clothes?

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h33h3h3h3h4h4h4 June 12 2011, 19:07:19 UTC
You aren't eating them! You are just smelling and licking them. They are just so red!

But then, so is the blood of the girl behind you.

Yes.

You turn towards her, already laughing.

H3H3H3H3H4H4H44H4H4H4H3H3H3
1 4M NOT 34T1NG TH3M, DUMB4SS!
1 4M SM3LL1NG TH3M. B3C4US3 TH3Y SM3LL SO GOOD! ):]
CH3RRY R3D 3V3RYWH3R3~ SO SW33T 4ND BR1GHT 4ND FRU1TY! L1K3 C4NDY. H3H3H3H3H3H3H3~

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fakecrab June 12 2011, 19:16:54 UTC
You have to admit you're a little put off by all this cackling. You instinctively pull your cherry red hood a little closer to your face as he approaches.

(V)!_!(V) < you can smell colors? thats pretty cool! does everything have a different taste?
(V)!_!(V) < although it still looked like you were trying to eat them! you looked kind of stupid haha

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h33h3h3h3h4h4h4 June 12 2011, 19:38:30 UTC
Y3S 1 C4N~! 1 C4N SM3LL 4LL COLORS, 4ND TH3Y 4LL SM3LL D1FFERENT!

You make a bit of a show out of sniffing the air, leaning towards the delicious girl.

YOU SM3LL CH3RRY 1NSID3 4ND OUT, THOUGH~ H3H3H3H3H3H3H3. W1TH OR4NG3 SOD4 3Y3S 4ND HORNS! 4ND BLUHBLUHGR3Y CLOTH3S TOO. BUT MOSTLY CH3RRY~

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candyblooded June 12 2011, 23:32:00 UTC
>Kanaya: Greet Karkat.

It's hard to see if it is your blueblooded friend, as he is facing the other way and burying himself in clothing (which is a little weird), but you see nothing that could possibly go wrong with greeting a Karkat anyway.

Karkat
If You Do Not Mind Me Asking
What Exactly Is It That You Are Doing

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h33h3h3h3h4h4h4 June 13 2011, 02:19:28 UTC
SO MANY REDBLOODS. You are the happiest Seer of Blood, like, ever, and you cackle happily as you turn towards this cherry-bright Kanaya.

SM3LL1NG TH3 R3DN3SS! S1NC3 R3D SM3LLS B3ST~
L1K3 YOU DO. YOU SM3LL D3L1C1OUS. C4N 1 L1CK YOU~?

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candyblooded June 13 2011, 02:40:37 UTC
Um

I Would Rather You Didnt

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h33h3h3h3h4h4h4 June 15 2011, 18:55:13 UTC
OK4Y! H3H3H3H3H3H34H4H4H. 1 W1LL JUST SM3LL YOUR D3L1C1OUS BLOOD FROM OV3R H3R3, TH3N~

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threshapist June 12 2011, 23:53:11 UTC
>Karkat: Realize that the creature before you might be more worthy of your hate than even that female you.

Oh, you do. You see it very clearly.

WHAT IN GOG'S NAME DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU DOING?
GET YOUR FACE OUT OF THERE BEFORE PEOPLE GET THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT ME.

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h33h3h3h3h4h4h4 June 13 2011, 02:20:52 UTC
OH MY GOD, YOU SM3LL 4M4Z1NG. L3T'S H4T3 M4K3 OUT.

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threshapist June 13 2011, 02:24:54 UTC
WHAT?!
HOW DO I SMELL AMAZING? THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN SMELL THAT FROM ALL THE WAY OVER THERE!

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h33h3h3h3h4h4h4 June 18 2011, 01:01:38 UTC
H4H4H4H4H4H4H4! 1T DO3SN'T H4V3 TO B3 TR4M4T1C, M1SS M1NTY FR3SH V4N1LL4 GLOW~
4ND 1 PROM1S3 1'M NOT G3NOC1D4L 4T 4LL! TH4T WOULD B3 NO FUN 4T 4LL. 4ND PROB4BLY 4LSO 1LL3G4L! H3H3H3H3H3H4H4H4H!

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illverses June 13 2011, 17:13:05 UTC
You can't help but stare at this one because he reminds you uncannily of the girl you met who insisted your text was cotton candy.

You're certainly enjoying yourself.

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h33h3h3h3h4h4h4 June 15 2011, 19:14:39 UTC
1 4M, M1SS BUBBL3GUM~! C4R3 TO JO1N M3?

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illverses June 15 2011, 19:27:11 UTC
That depends, I suppose, on what exactly it is you're doing.

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h33h3h3h3h4h4h4 June 18 2011, 01:02:34 UTC
T4ST1NG TH3 D3L1C1OUS R3D~

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