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> Be the crazy cyborg hobo guy.

Jun 13, 2011 01:50

Your name is JACK NOIR and you are a COLD-BLOODED ASSASSIN. Or at least you used to be, until you lost your ARM and EYE to an INSUFFERABLE MUTANT PRICK, but before that you were in the business of CAPTURING AND/OR KILLING MUTANT CHILDREN. It was a pretty fun job. You miss it. Those days were significantly better than how things are now, living in a ( Read more... )

!au, ✰ elfenstuck, !au | species swap, ♠ jack noir (human)

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> Sis: Be the bookninja illverses June 13 2011, 16:34:21 UTC

You settle on the highest stack of cinderblocks this particularly interesting jerk has and wait for him to turn around from getting more materials and notice you.

Really- cinderblocks around a war chest. What in the world could he need to defend himself from?

> Jack: Be surprised. sfx_balls June 14 2011, 08:54:01 UTC

You are extremely surprised. So surprised that you almost fling a CINDER BLOCK at this FINE STRANGERLADY. You set it down on the nearest stack instead.

the fuck is your problem
dont sneak up on me
and get off my fort

illverses June 14 2011, 18:41:41 UTC

My main issue at the moment is that I am here and not where I should be.
However there is also the fact that you appear to be building a makeshift fortress of some sort it another.
Clashes horribly with the decor, don't you think?

> Navy Karkat: Behold the cyborg. fuckingmanners June 15 2011, 17:06:22 UTC

Indeed, that is the only reason you would ever give this worthless human fuckass the time of day. Success where you've failed, but you doubt it was his own handiwork (though if it is your begrudging respect for this pink alien monkey will increase tenfold). You watch him build his fort because you are a slight creeper, not entirely sure how to approach a human - part-human - even if your interest in his partially mechanical body is high. You've never encountered a human, at least not in your original universe. Not only that, but you're also full of the atributes of an angry awkward loser, though you'd never admit it.

You want to help him build, maybe strike up a conversation that way, but instead settle for staring from afar. Well, sort of afar. You're close enough to study him, trying not to appear interested and just standing around because you have nothing better to do. Still, you could easily succeed in making him uncomfortable. Maybe you should write him a note saying

HEY FUCKASS I LIKE YOUR EYE.
AND YOUR ARM.and slide it on ( ... )