Aradia: Be Alive

Jul 17, 2011 15:59

Of course you're being alive! You've always been alive! What kind of silly command is that?

Aradia: Go on an adventure.

Oops, you've already beaten the command to doing that. You're always adventuring. Actually, at the moment it's more like you're just running around and ducking behind things and just generally making a fool out of yourself. But you' ( Read more... )

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wandless_fish July 18 2011, 00:54:35 UTC
> Eridan: Stare at the fool ducking behind stuff.

On it. It's pretty entertaining, but you can't help but wonder why she is doing it. Might as well bite the bullet and ask her.

wwhat are you doin

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aliveadventures July 18 2011, 15:49:34 UTC
sshhhhh! theyre g0ing t0 find us!

Actually, no one is going to find either of you, because the Troll Nazis you're running from are just a reenactment of one of your favorite movies, and also just in your imagination.

> Aradia: Rope the poor unfortunate passerby into your adventure.

If he keeps standing there then he's going to get you both caught! It is your duty as an adventurer to try and grab this lost wanderer by the scarf and drag him behind this thing you're hiding behind. To rescue him from the Troll Nazis, of course.

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wandless_fish July 18 2011, 19:03:16 UTC
> Eridan: Realize that you might prefer the robot Aradia's while this one accidentally chokes you.

You're too busy letting out a mix of a gag and a yelp to realize anything. You now find yourself behind . . . whatever it is you're hiding behind.

wwhose goin to find us
this place isnt exactly dangerous except for those times the imperial drone showws up

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aliveadventures July 18 2011, 20:00:54 UTC
the tr0ll nazis 0f c0urse

Wow, you almost surprise yourself with how seriously you manage to say this. If you didn't know better you'd have convinced yourself there were actually Troll Nazis on your trail! But that's just silly.

h0rribly vici0us bunch th0se tr0ll nazis

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mightyserket July 18 2011, 05:37:36 UTC
Hey! What are you doing? It look5 like fun!!!!! .::D

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aliveadventures July 18 2011, 15:56:16 UTC
hiding fr0m the tr0ll nazis! n0w ssshhhh bef0re they find us!

better yet get back here s0 they d0nt find us b0th!

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mightyserket July 18 2011, 16:14:55 UTC
GA5P! 5ound5 like an ADVENTURE!!!!! o88D

You scurry to join this MYSTERIOUS ADVENTURE LADY, hiding behind the whatever with her and giggling excitedly. You love adventures!

P55555t! Hey!!!!! What'5 a troll nazi? And why are we hiding from them????? .::D

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aliveadventures July 18 2011, 17:32:46 UTC
Oh look, you've met a fellow adventurer! How thrilling! You scooch over to make some room behind the whatever.

y0u kn0w like in the tr0ll indiana j0nes m0vie

and were hiding fr0m them because theyre evil and pr0bably want t0 kill us!

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captorcave July 18 2011, 18:21:06 UTC
You have the sudden feeling that you're going to immediately regret turning this corner without checking it out first. Of course you're usually in the throes of some paranoid freakout or another, so you just shrug it off as your usual idiocy and turn the damn corner. The sounds are probably a figment of your imagination anyway.

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aliveadventures July 18 2011, 20:23:31 UTC
Oh look, it's Sollux! And of course there's only one acceptable course of action to take upon seeing Sollux pass by in the middle of one of your adventures.

> Aradia: Nearly tackle and drag Sollux behind the whatever with you.

On it. It is your duty as an adventurer and a friend to jump out and pull Sollux behind your hiding place with you to protect him from the Troll Nazis! Good adventurer, best friend.

hi s0llux!

0h shhhhhh

we cant have the tr0ll nazis finding us

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captorcave July 18 2011, 20:37:58 UTC
You freeze up for multiple reasons: first of all you hate hate hate being touched in any way, especially when you aren't prepared for it. Second of all the Aradia you know is a sociopath spiderbitch who wants to rip out all your internal organs for the way you keep getting between her and future spiderchow.

Needless to say you're less than thrilled with this sudden situation.

2top touchiing me.

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aliveadventures July 19 2011, 17:00:15 UTC
Oh, dear. The Sollux you know may not be as gung-ho about your adventures as, well, you are, but he usually isn't this abrasive! But you do immediately let go of him and back off. He doesn't seem very happy at all.

0h um
im s0rry s0llux
is everything 0k?

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