[fic] if you call, i'll still answer, haven, audrey/nathan, pg

[allthingsholy]

Title: If You Call, I’ll Still Answer
Pairing: Audrey Parker, Nathan Wuornos
Fandom: Haven
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1100
For: muir_wolf, who so generously donated for help_japan and requested something for Haven with any combination of Audrey/Nathan/Duke. This is. I don't know. I'll write you ot3 porn or something when this is all over, okay?
Notes: Thanks to juniperlane for

Comments

[muir_wolf]

&AUDREY;

I LOVE AUDREY SO MUCH. I haven't watched the show since the season ended, and maybe I'd forgotten a little why I love Audrey SO MUCH, and this just reminded me one hundred and eleventy billion percent why I love her. ♥ (Also why I love you, but that's a whole other story.)

AND NATHAN. NATHAN WHO CAN FEEL HER. I love the way this slots into what we know of the story so far, and who we've seen these two people be so far, if that makes sense? a;dfklmads;lgkiadg;lk I AM NOT EVER COHERENT WHEN FACED WITH ONE OF YOUR FICS. MOSTLY I JUST WANT TO FLAIL AND THROW HEARTS AND PUPPIES (WITH PARACHUTES) AT YOU.

It’s startlingly genuine, coming from him, and she feels her face soften, her eyes and mouth lifting up at the corners. “Now I’ll have to tell the whole town you’re just a giant teddy bear.”

He reaches forward to grab his beer off the table and she can see the corner of his mouth curving up into a smile. “If you do that, I’ll have to start calling you Gertrude.”This is just so, SO THEM, y'know? Tell me true, what voodoo

[allthingsholy]

YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO NICE TO ME OR I WILL DIE. I WILL DIE OF SOMETHING HORRIBLE, LIKE CHEST PAINS OR HEART PALPITATIONS OR JOY.

I'm so, so glad that you liked it. It went through, like, six different settings/themes/ratings in my head, and by the time I finished it I didn't even know what it was anymore, so I'm so happy that you're happy with it. AUDREY PARKER IS THE BADDEST ASS BADASS, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF SHE'S NOT REALLY AUDREY PARKER. And yes, I agree with your original request: Audrey/Nathan/Duke are an OT3 for the ages, and tbh, I shipped Nathan/Duke and then Audrey/Duke and then Audrey/Nathan, and now I just want them all to love each other. (Jess can come too.) So I will probably try to swing back around and write you OT3 porn or something when I'm finished with the rest of my drabbles. WHICH WILL BE NEVER.

♥♥♥♥♥

[muir_wolf]

I'LL STOP BEING NICE WHEN YOU STOP BEING AWESOME, LADY.

Haha, I totally went through similar pairings, although I shipped Audrey/Duke, then Duke/Nathan, and then Nathan/Audrey. The last like three episodes or so when things got super intense I realized that any and all of the above would make me ridiculously happy ;) AND JESS! I wonder if she'll come back?

And if you get to it, I'd be all over OT3 porn, but there's no obligation, especially since I know you're writing about a hundred million fics, haha

ALSO: YOUR DESCRIPTION OF AUDREY AS THE BADDEST ASS BADASS HAS MADE ME REALIZE THAT AUDREY AND OLIVIA WERE PROBABLY FRIENDS WHEN THEY WENT THROUGH FBI TRAINING. OR SOMETHING. YEAH. ANYWAY. I'LL STOP RAMBLING NOW. ♥

ETA: Also, I'm an idiot, because I specifically wanted to tell you to post it to nathan_audrey.

[allthingsholy]

When you come by and say nice things to me, it makes my heart fall out of my body.

♥♥♥

OT3 porn, FOR SURE. FOR DEFINITELY SURE.

[halo_221]

Ok, so I stumbled over this while looking for more P&R, but I LOVE Haven! And I love this! I agree with the other comments -- I can totally see and hear them in this fic! Awesome job! Also, omg, Haven's almost back and I'm super excited! And will you please write more?! Pretty pllleeeaaase?

[allthingsholy]

Thank you! I'm so excited for it to come back! And I'll probably end up writing more Haven at some point. I was plotting a crazy big, plotty fic for it, but then ended up being waylaid by help_japan and all the accompanying fic, so. Someday!

(And there's only the one P&R fic around here, but there's a lot of other random stuff, too. The collection of fandoms makes very little sense.)

[eviebean]

Dude, you wrote Haven fic and didn't tell me?

New season, July 15th, don't forget!

[allthingsholy]

Yes, I wrote Haven fic! WOOO! I hope you liked it!

And yes, NEW SEASON! I CAN'T WAIT! I'M SO EXCITED! I need to rewatch the first season before it comes back just to catch up on all my Troubles activities.

[eviebean]

I do like it. I'm a bit ambivalent about the whole identity crisis, though.

Have you seen the trailer for the new season?