The 'B' Section
This is a lot of work.
Bad Influence
Author: rosemending
Rating: R
Warning(s): Exhibitionism.
Pairing(s): Sirius Black/Remus Lupin/Harry Potter
Summary:
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Remus was mortified.
Although that was nothing new, he’d been in a constant state of stupefying mortification for weeks in the company of Sirius and Harry. On account of Sirius recovering from the war and reverting to his true self and therefore a sex god. Also, Harry’s sprouting of a libido and the way he was pressing said libido in a very sweet manner upon Remus.
Bad Turn Down Knockturn
Author: casirafics
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tonks takes a wrong turn.
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The first time Tonks stumbled -- literally, of course -- into Knockturn Alley, she was 15, and it was a mistake. And for about five minutes, she was actually fascinated before things turned sour.
Tonks' world was usually a bright, clean and regulated sort of place. Her parents were easygoing as these things went, but they were still concerned she didn't get mixed up with the wrong sorts of wizards. Her mother was immensely relieved when she got sorted into Gryffindor, thereby edging around the Black family tendency to end up in Slytherin; Knockturn Alley was their sort of place, not hers. So this was the sort of place she just Did Not Go.
But if Tonks had learned anything about her propensity toward making clumsy mistakes, it was to make the best of whatever she got stuck with at the end of it.
Banana Surprise
Author: eumenides1
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Summary: Sirius reads an interesting article and gets an idea.
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Sirius' taste in magazines ran in two directions - motorcycles and wanking. Judging by the look on his face, the way he was biting his lip and shifting in his seat as though his jeans were a bit tight, this wasn't the latest edition of Wild Wheels.
Beauty School Dropouts
Author: ellensmithee
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Shaving kink?
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Summary: A compromise is reached.
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"No! Absolutely not!" Severus glared at the bottle of shampoo in Remus' hand.
"Severus, please."
"All right, but on one condition."
"Anything. I'll do it."
"Anything?" Remus' eyes narrowed at the sly look on Severus' face.
"Yes - no! Not that!" Remus blanched and backed away from the razor that suddenly appeared in his lover's hand until his back hit the cold porcelain of the tub.
Behind Closed Doors
Author: casirafics
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Voyeurism.
Pairing(s): James Potter/Lily Evans, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Summary: Snape, trying to get the Marauders in trouble, is watching things he really ought to have left well enough alone...
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They were absolutely disgusting.
Snape thought this, of course, on a regular basis, especially of Potter and his appalling attitude, and his habit of chasing around that Evans girl like a dog in heat when she clearly wanted nothing to do with him -- or she had wanted nothing to do with him, just a few short days ago. That didn't explain why he'd just found the two of them flagrantly breaking every rule and responsibility as Head Boy and Girl to sneak out after hours (that's at least ten points they've docked themselves) and into a staffroom they shouldn't have been in even during daylight (easily another twenty) to be doing....
Well, something that would send Gryffindor into negative points in five seconds flat.
Belong
Author: copperbadge
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s):
Pairing(s): James Potter/Lily Evans/Remus Lupin
Summary: Remus wishes he were invisible. James and Lily know better.
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"The thing is, Remus..." James began, then looked hopelessly at Lily.
"The thing that James is too cowardly to say, is," Lily said, looking vaguely annoyed at her husband, "that I love you, and James loves you, and we don't think you know that, do you."
Bend
Author: cruisedirector
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Spanking, rimming.
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Summary: Remus finds Snape in a classroom.
Quote:
"You were teasing me," Lupin breathes in his ear. "Bending over your desk. You know I can't resist that."
Best Served Cold
Author: juliefortune
Rating: PG
Summary: Severus Snape has dinner with Umbridge.
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"Ah, Professor Snape." Umbridge's high, treacly voice oozed from somewhere near the middle of the room, where a dizzying pattern of flowers shifted against a different pattern of flowers, and resolved itself slowly into her wide, squat form. She was seated at her desk, rather melting into the confusion of aggressively feminine draperies. "So glad to see that you are prompt. I so appreciate promptness. It is a virtue so few possess, hmmmmm?"
He said nothing. Even though he agreed with the sentiment, he certainly would not voice it to the creature. Umbridge rose, replaced a violently purple, ostentatiously large quill -- merciful Merlin, was that ostrich? -- in a convenient holder, squared the parchments on her desk, and stumped around to join him. She slowed as she approached, and he was pleased to see an expression of revulsion pass across her toad like features. Her bulging eyes narrowed, and her flat nose twitched. "What the devil is that smell?" she asked sharply.
He suppressed an evil smile, with difficulty. "Unfortunately, Potions is a subject which often produces unfortunate results from the more inept students," he said. "You may blame Longbottom for the current state of my robes. I have attempted to clean them as best I can, but the results are tenacious."
Bestride the Narrow World
Author: sine_que_non767
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Shakespeare!
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Sirius Black
Summary: Voldemort is defeated. Harry's fortunes are on the rise. Or so it seems.
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A green sickness hazed over them all, too late late the dark men a crowd howls - Her voice screamed out.
'Beware! Dead lies the fifteenth day; the third month brings it down upon you. Potter -' the world blinked out.
'Trelawney.' He lifted her head carefully. 'Remus, it's the old Divinations teacher! Utterly mad, of course.' His voice was smooth. He motioned to the Aurors.
'St. Mungo's, I think.'
Better to Copulate Than Never
Author: scribbulus_ink and arionrhod
Rating: PG-13 for the first three chapters, NC-17 overall
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Summary: Severus makes a change, and Remus wants to know why. Virgin!Severus.
Sequels: Part Two, Part Three, Epilogue
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Smiling, Remus was about to respond to his colleague when he became aware of several things at once: the Hall, which had been abuzz with the conversation of students and the rattle and clank of cutlery and china, had fallen almost completely silent; the few sounds which were made seemed to be only soft gasps or the sharp clatter of dropped silverware; and that Professor Sprout's smile had vanished, as her jaw dropped to where it nearly rested on her not-inconsiderable bosom.
That, Remus thought blankly, was definitely not normal.
Slowly, and with something very like trepidation, Remus turned his gaze towards the doorway, where the sharp sound of boot-heels rang on the stone floor. The moment that his eyes focussed on the tall, dark form approaching the Head Table, he could see why everyone had reacted with such profound shock. If it had been possible for his eyes to fall out of his head and plop into his bowl of oatmeal, they doubtless would have done so.
Between the Keys
Author: casirafics
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Summary: Music can be one of the most powerful memory triggers there is.
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"Remember the way we used to play?" he asks.
For a moment, Sirius stills. They don't ever start conversations like this. They've agreed. Memory is a sore subject, especially with Sirius, but it isn't always easy for Remus either; Sirius at first looks wary that Remus has brought it up at all, then simply seems confused.
And then he jumps when Remus slams a hand flat across the keys.
The wild, crashing sound rattles the pictures on the wall, and vibrates through the piano so fiercely that Sirius' hand leaps off the keys like he's been burned. "Bloody hell, Moony," he exclaims. "What was--"
He looks up. Remus is grinning at him, trying for a hint of the mischievous edge that always used to sharpen his smile.
"Like I said," he begins again. "Do you remember?"
There's a flash of something in Sirius' eyes. First it's surprise, and then...
Then, Remus knows all at once that he does.
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
Author: musesfool
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans
Summary: James has a plan to win Lily’s affections, and Remus promises to help. All that can go wrong does.
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"If you had been as diligent in your responsibilities as you claim, Minerva, the boy wouldn't have been injured in your class!"
"Now, see here, Poppy. He can't help it that these silly girls are continually pawing at him. He needs a mature woman to look after him."
At that point, Remus realized they were no longer paying him any attention, and that it would be prudent to leave immediately. He couldn't decide if he wanted to laugh hysterically or obliviate the scene of McGonagall and Pomfrey fighting over him from his mind.
Beyond the Veil
Author: Helene
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Summary: Trapped in a world where he can be neither seen nor heard, Sirius Black struggles to communicate to his friends that he may not be as dead as they think he is... and that something dreadful lurks beyond the veil.
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Remus hesitated by the door and looked back. His wandlight, which he was holding aloft to guide their way, illuminated his white face and caught the grey in his hair. He looked so tired, so shocked, so lost. His eyes were empty. They closed against the sight of the Gateway, and he turned away, and Sirius fell silent, because he knew then that Remus thought he was dead.
And to Sirius's mounting horror, there wasn't a lot of evidence to contradict him.
Bibliophiles
Author: violet_quill
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Rimming.
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Summary: Smut.
Quote:
"Okay, fine. Keep the book; we'll make it a threesome."
Birthday Wishes
Author: scribbulus_ink
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Sex toys, exhibitionism.
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Summary: For his birthday, Remus wants only one very smutty present.
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"You promised," Remus said in the very kind and patient voice that had driven Severus mad with frustration during the year Remus taught Defense. "You said you would do whatever I wanted for my birthday. This is what I want."
Bittersweet Triumph
Author: musesfool
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Summary: Remus loved that motorbike almost as much as Sirius did.
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Even when things went bad, when they'd stopped talking, except to yell, and stopped fucking, except with other people, there would be nights Sirius would walk into the flat they shared, grab the keys and say, Let's go.
And they'd ride for hours, chasing the moon across the sky, laughing with the stars. Up there, they could forget that their world was coming apart, that James and Lily were being hunted, that friends and family members were dying, that they couldn't trust anyone anymore, not each other, not themselves.
Flying was freedom from all that, so Remus clung tightly, closed his eyes and wished for better things.
Black
Author: Dragon Mistress
Rating: R
Warning(s): Fanfiction.net alert!
Pairing(s): Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Summary: Remus Lupin is a shy, innocent London schoolboy. Sirius Black is an intimidating, mysterious young man with a startling background and attitude to spare. When the two cross paths, it becomes a matter of fate... and obsession.
Quote:
“Come on. You’re taking the mickey, aren’t you?”
“No, I’m not! I’m really sixteen. My birthday is July second.”
“Talk about jailbait,” Sirius said mildly, grinding out his cigarette and immediately lighting another one. “You sure as hell don’t look sixteen.”
Remus blushed and looked down at his feet. “I’m telling the truth. Why would I lie?”
“Why does anyone lie?” Sirius muttered, brushing his hair out of his eyes.
Black
Author: Essayel
Rating: R
Summary: Lost and bereft, life as a human can be unbearable. If you have an alternative take it - life as a dog can only be better.
Quote:
"No." The Auror shook his head. "I haven't got time. How many patients have you got in here?"
Tony shrugged. "Half a dozen we're still working on," he replied.
"Any identifying features?" the Auror demanded. "I'm looking for a man with a scar..."
"This lot have all got scars," Tony replied sadly, "or will have if they survive."
"A scar here," the Auror's unburned thumb drew a jagged line across his forehead. "I've checked all the wards, the walking wounded and the mortuary. This is the only place left."
Black Moon
Author: juliefortune
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Summary: After PoA, Remus finds Sirius and they live in hiding for a bit. Then Snape refuses Remus the Wolfsbane, and things in their utterly mad relationship become life-threatening. (IT’S BRILLIANT, trust me)
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He turned and saw Remus Lupin standing there, dusty and tired, with a massive trunk on wheels next to him and a battered leather satchel in his hand. So far as Sirius could tell, Remus was wearing the same threadbare, barely-respectable tweed that he'd been wearing in the Shrieking Shack ... no, it had to be a different suit altogether, as that one had been shredded.
He realized he was just staring when Remus smiled wearily and said, "Not even a hello?"
"Fuck," Sirius blurted, and lunged across the distance to wrap him in his arms, hugging his angular tall body close. It felt awkward and fiercely good. Remus was still holding his bag, but he dropped it with a thump and returned the embrace, holding him tight. Body to body, and nothing held back. Sirius knew he was trembling and he could feel it in Remus as well, a fine vibration.
Terror, maybe. Something strong.
Blue Moon
Author: juliefortune
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Summary: A folly in three acts, in which Messrs. Moony and Padfoot are discovered and secrets are revealed.
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As Remus followed him in, Kreacher lunged at him, plucking at Remus's trouser leg with filthy clawed hands and shrieking, "NOT HIM! MUDBLOODS NOT ALLOWED IN MISTRESS'S HOUSE! NO MUDBLOODS IN THE -- "
There was no controlling the flash of white-hot rage. This time, Sirius was faster, and Kreacher didn't dodge well enough. It was a satisfying thud, foot versus House Elf, and Kreacher whimpered and crept off limping and muttering under his breath.
"Don't you DARE!" Sirius roared after him. "Filthy little bastard, don't you dare call him that -- "
Blue Roses
Author: spawnsfix
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Summary: Sirius has a blind date.
Quote:
"If you do, I'll tell Sirius."
"You wouldn't."
"I would. I've just eaten seventeen sugar quills. I'd do just about anything right now."
"Seventeen?"
"New school record."
"Congratulations. You're a bastard."
Body Language
Author: rynne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Summary: Body language does what spoken language cannot.
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They make love whenever they can now, and it’s still not as often as they’d like. But they had been separated for fourteen long years, and the lost time cannot help but weigh on them. It has changed them, and more than they’d like to think.
Boiling Point
Author: anniesj
Rating:NC-17
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Summary: Six hours stuck in a closet with someone you love -- it's the best kind of hell imaginable.
Quote:
Ever since Remus found a book on Muggle psychology in his father's study last summer, he's become sort of obsessed with psychoanalyzing people. His friends, his family, his fellow students, his professors ... he supposes it's natural, and while he certainly doesn't put any real weight on any of his analyses (Remus is very well aware of just how fucked up he himself is, thank you very much), he can't help but imagine. Little experiments here and there. Thoughts and ponderings. And yes, on more than one occasion, Remus has wondered what would happen if you locked Sirius Black in a little room for an extended period of time, but honestly, hasn't everybody?
But he definitely never imagined himself stuck in the room with him. That was absolutely not part of the deal.
Sirius is singing. Slapping his knee in a sloppy kind of rhythm that sadly suggests that Sirius Black will never be much of a dancer and singing in a horrible, off-key voice that makes Remus's bone marrow curdle and wail.
"I'm stuck in a room with Mooooony
If I don't eat soon, I'll go looooony
I'd eat him except for he's so puuuuuny
Nothing else rhymes with that word ..."
Book Lovers
Author: casirafics
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Summary: Remus Lupin and his reading habits: enough to give anyone a literacy fetish.
Quote:
At first he thought it was just nonchalance, the way Remus would go about it. When he'd picked a book just for himself -- not for studying or researching, which would be proper and focused affairs, while seated at his desk -- he'd sprawl, instead, into their battered old armchair, with one of his long legs crooked over the arm. He'd be barefoot, of course, and would swing his foot idly back and forth, and curl into the chair while his thumb drifted back and forth over the edge of the pages. He looked so comfortable, so at ease, but his eyes were always so sharp.
Bottoms Up
Author: scribbulus_ink
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Orgy.
Pairing(s): Remus/Severus/Bill/Harry/Neville/Draco
Summary: Finding themselves house-bound together during a storm, the boys find a way to pass the time until they can leave.
Quote:
"All right, all right." Remus leaned forward as he interrupted the quarrel. "Is there anyone in this room who's one hundred percent straight?" He glanced around, and while no one was quite willing to meet his eyes, no one raised his hand either. "Right, then that's sorted. Moot point -- find something else to argue about, or start snogging as it's clear to everyone, except possibly the two of you, that you want to do."
That left Harry and Draco gaping at him, their mouths working but no sound coming out, but at least they weren't arguing. "But Neville doesn't want to play spin the bottle," Harry said at last in a small voice, and it took Remus' alcohol-muzzy mind a moment to make the connection between that and the snogging comment.
Breakfast
Author: copperbadge
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Lily Evans/James Potter
Summary: During a weekend breakfast, Remus walks in on James in the shower, triggering a reaction in Sirius that nobody really expected...
Quote:
"It's interesting, in this flat. Bit drafty," Sirius said, almost absently. "When you open the bathroom door -- "
" -- just looking for some....paper for the fire -- "
" -- a breeze blows through," Sirius said.
"Paper," Remus repeated stupidly.
"In the bathroom?" Sirius asked.
"Toilet paper."
Sirius reached down and took one of Remus' wrists, pulling him up off the couch. "Is that what you were looking for?" he asked softly.
Breaking the Routine
Author: Mrs. Ron Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Summary: Sirius goes to take a shower, and has an unexpected - but not unwanted - encounter.
Quote:
The Shower was a magical thing. It was his sanctuary, one that he, admittedly, shared with a few others, but his own nonetheless. The Shower was where Sirius felt at peace. It was where he sometimes had revelations, epiphanies and sudden ideas for more pranks. It was the place of Wisdom and Cleanliness. It was also the place where he, not for the first time now, contemplated how much he appreciated the fact that Peter always managed to catch Remus for help in between shirts.
That was always a welcome sight, he mused as he rubbed a bar of soap between his hands. Remus was quite an attractive boy, after all. Thin, yet muscular - strong, yet soft skinned. Sirius particularly liked his arms, especially the way the sinewy tendons of the forearms moved as Remus pointed out certain sentences to Peter, while the other boy chewed convulsively on his quill, too preoccupied with contemplating his own doom to actually understand a word of what Remus was saying to him.
Breath Returning
Author: sheafrotherdon
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Summary: Seduction.
Quote:
It began with a whisper - Sirius’s words dancing suggestively over his cheek, sweeping along his jaw and tumbling down the slope of his neck.
Remus closed his eyes and shivered.
There was laughter then - Sirius sounding quietly delighted, his voice soft, his breath warm and so very near. Remus felt his own breathing hitch and stutter, and swallowed against an impossible unraveling. Eyes still closed he could feel Sirius move over him, but it was the latter’s breath - hot, damp, faster now - that spoke of waiting lips. Such a precipice, this - to hover, breathe, and wait.
Breathe Out Anger
Author: Erin Keeper
Rating: G
Summary: After James and Lily's deaths, Remus wants answers. It would help if he knew the right questions.
Quote:
He had multiple visits from Dumbledore over the next weeks, bringing him some of James’s school things, which he put unhappily in a box under the bed and wished were still rattling around Hogwarts. It took him a week to get them out, and he nearly shoved them right back under the bed when the first thing he pulled out was James's invisibility cloak, pouring through his fingers like water.
It was, he thought, a useful gift. That is, it would have been if he could have borne to put it on, which he couldn't, both because it smelled like James and because he knew perfectly well that James had left it to Sirius. But you couldn't inherit if you were a murderer. Which left it to him by default. He bunched it up and shoved it back under the bed.
It was also expensive, a small awful voice whispered in the back of his head. No.
Brotherly Love
Author: scribbulus_ink and arionrhod
Rating: R
Warning(s): Twincest in a threesome.
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Remus Lupin/Serenus Snape (the_leaky O.C.)
Summary: the_leaky! Remus gets some naughty ideas about the Snape twins.
Quote:
He crossed to the bed, then stopped, arrested at the sight of both Severus and Serenus lying upon it, the dim light making the two men indistinguishable from each other. The same high cheekbones, the same regal curve of nose, the same proud chin. Identical heads of long dark hair. Identical long, lean bodies, covered by a sheet and obscured, but Remus knew to a fault how each of them looked, how deep the physical similarities ran. After all, he had seen Serenus almost nude when they had done the make-up testing, and the bits that Remus hadn't seen he had no reason to believe were any different from Severus', any more than the shared Snape nose.
Building a Family
Author: Anita Dapperens
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Summary: Remus decides to help out with the war orphan situation by becoming a foster parent. However, werewolves are prohibited from adopting, and Remus is devastated when it becomes clear that a child he had hoped would be with him forever is going to be removed from his home.
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Eyes fixed on the sky blue painted ceiling, Remus slid to the floor and leaned back against the wall.
“... and in accordance with Addendum number 47 of the werewolf regulations we hereby deny your request to attain guardianship of Jasper Thorpe.”
Somehow he had known it was too good to be true, still he hadn’t been prepared for those words.
In the commotion that had followed, Remus had barely heard a word Molly was screaming, nor could he grasp anything that was said to him directly. There was only numbness and the echoing sounds of Jasper’s cries as he clung to him; a hysterical Jasper who’d had to be dosed with a strong Calming Potion to be even remotely manageable.
Burns Night
Author: thistlefics
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Public sex.
Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius, James/Lily,
Summary: Blackmail, kilts, food art, public sex, and poetry. Some national holidays are more fun than others.
Quote:
“You’re going to wear it, right, Moony?”
“Wear what?” Remus asked. Glancing over his parchment he noticed a few misspelled words, and reached for his wand. “Erado,” he muttered.
“You know what,” said Sirius, nudging his knee under the desk. “It’s Burns Night. Are you wearing your kilt to dinner or what?”
“Definitely ‘or what,’” replied Remus, tucking his wand away in his pocket. He reached for his quill, but Sirius snatched it away. “Give that back,” said Remus patiently.
Sirius twirled the quill between his thumb and forefinger. “But it’s Burns Night,” he persisted.
Burnt Cookies
Author: ariastar
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Summary: In which Tonks feels useless, bakes cookies, and manages to cheer Remus Lupin up.
Quote:
Tonks was completely sure that Remus was the only thing that had kept Sirius Black sane.
Now, as she looked at Remus standing there, still and tense, breathing too fast, not seeing a thing around him, Tonks began to wonder if maybe Sirius was the only thing keeping Remus sane too.
By Cock They Are to Blame
Author: violet_quill
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Implied incest, character death, suicide, dubious con, public masturbation.
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter/Remus Lupin, Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Lucius Malfoy/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Hamlet, starring capslock!Harry and androgynous!Draco, with special appearances by ghost!Sirius, whore!Remus, and bastard!Snape. A Most Lamentable Tragedy, told in a manner not quite as tragic and with a lot more sex.
Quote:
The first time that Sirius Black died, he was only sort of dead. The second time that he died, he was mostly dead - a fact that caused Harry no small amount of bereavement. After all, when one comes back from the dead once, it sets something of a precedent. So Harry was Very Upset when Sirius happened upon him while quite relieved of his mortal coil.
"AUGH!" shrieked Harry. "OH MY GOD, SIRIUS, YOU'RE A FUCKING GHOST."