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[allthisnonsense]

A conversation involving a grade 7's project, and his frustration.

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[the_ryan20]

What if the god did not like socks? Maybe they irritate his skin and cause blisters or are just plain itchy.

[allthisnonsense]

Good point. What if the god, for instance, lived in Dis? (Is Dis hot or cold, I can't remember.)

Ack. (Have you read the Sandman comics? They're so awesome. And I don't even really like comic books. But they have interesting lore and obscure references, like visits to the Morningstar and Cain and Abel! Abel: *looking at a baby gargoyle* I'm going to call him Irving! Cain: You can't call him Irving. Gargoyles' names have to begin with a G. Like Gorgon, or Ganymede, or... Argh. Abel: No, no, please! No, please! *is killed by Cain*

Thus concludes The First Story, which needs to occur in order for the Sandman to summon the Three Fates (the Maiden, the Mother, and the Crone).

Later on: "Abel has been dead for several hours. But he's starting to feel better now.")

If the god did not like socks, then the villagers would bring him a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird don't sing, the villagers are going to bring him a diamond ring. And if that diamond ring turns brass...

[momebie]

In an intense burst of irony, my feet get cold easily.

*dies and is dead* There aren't near enough stories of Gods wearing socks. There aren't near enough stories dealing in socks period.

[allthisnonsense]

Exactly. *pictures Zeus in the stripey kneeesocks* Great. Now I need brainwash. With a mindscrub, so I get the really dirty bits out.

[momebie]

As someone who once told an ex how i needed to wash my brain out with soap after agreeing with him, I totally understand. Let me know if you need help reaching the dirty bits. Er, I mean that in a completely platonic way. I'm gonna stop rambling and go to bed now. Argh.

[allthisnonsense]

Sorry, allthisnonsense cannot reply at this time because she is laughing too hard. Thank you for your understanding.