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[allular]

This isn't something I do very often. To me, it's almost like homework. Now, I don't necessarily want to be a teacher or a pastor or whatever. But I really felt like God put it on my heart to share what I've been thinking today

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[jesusrock7]

"God, just have this relationship and whatever you do with it, I'll go with it and follow you."

That was NOT a conditional prayer, Matthew. That was totally turning the situation over to Him! :-) I think that's why He honored it. Conditional prayers are when we make a bargain with God for our own desires, instead of letting Him do what's best for us and accepting His ways. (Check out Isaiah 55.)

[imyourrocknroll]

"i masturbate too much"

thats a hilarious excuse not to go to be christian(no its not a good one). i mean technically, if they really do masturbate too much then they might be liable to do it at church. and that would be completely inappropriate.

[allular]

Haha, I would hope it would be inappropriate to do ANYWHERE (of course).

[imyourrocknroll]

well yes, but in a church, where you're supposed to be worshipping god and the j-man. thats gotta be up there on the list of MOST inappropriate places to masturbate.
number two is probably, at a family gathering.
eww.

[imyourrocknroll]

or a funeral.
oh man.