Sno-Baller

[allura_97]

"Say good-bye to lumpy, icy snowballs and soggy mittens.  This 14"-long plastic wonder tool lightly packs the snow into perfect orbs that fly far and explode spectacularly (and safely) on contact. Sold in a set of two to facilitate proper snowball fights." --$20.00 (Restorations Hardware)

Ah... promoting violence in a soft wet form to the next

Comments

[waywardbound]

You'd think someone at Restoration Hardware would have seen Clerks, and realize how dirty that product name sounds.

[tangicetea]

Hmm. How can I use this in my next devilish plan?

[shadarko]

will you be using both at work ?

[allura_97]

I think they might actually frown upon that. I think.

[captdoggle]

Is my mind in the gutter or did Candy not just say "Promoting violence in a soft, wet form..."?

heh heh... form......

[allura_97]

(slaps forehead) Your mind is in the gutter... cause I still don't get it!