Ahhh the joys of birthdays!!

[alluralioncourt]

There's nothing quite like getting dickslapped by a paper penis when you're opening a birthday card you can't read in the dark. I love my sick and very twisted friends!! It is now 8:30 in the AM and I am still drunk and still wired. Hell! I even love my devious friends. Miss Designated Driver decided to ditch me after my 50$ alcohol tab so my

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[ishryal]

Ah, pitty I missed the party... next time :D

If you liked the Red Bull, try Red Bull & vodka... so much fun in a glass...

[alluralioncourt]

Fuck all that. 3/4th a can had me shaking so bad..but the bar fuckin sparkled after I was done!