Panic Level: 5

A- Almost titties
B- Boobs, finally!
C- Can I touch those?
D- DAMN! Tig Ass Bitties!
E- Extraordinary Boobies!
F- time for a F-in' reduction!
(Thought up between the brilliant minds of The Respectable Eric and the Doctor).

JP: "Now that I don't have a girlfriend, I can play D&D!"

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*twitch*

I need some stability in my life right about now.

Stability and cuddles. Lots of cuddles. Yeah, that sounds about right.

while (!Pip.getsLaid)
{
if (Pip.sexDrive++ > tooMuch) throw new BallsExplodedException;
}

*cries* I'm such a loser >.

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Now it's official. I have nobody here to turn to.

Fucking wonderful. Why do I even bother any more?

<.<

>.>

I NEED TO GET LAID!

Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. Carry on.....