Dear Godiva

[allwhowander01]

Wow, what a man you've married. Not only can he not find his keys in the morning but he's also too much of a lazy asshole to walk the dogs or open the door for you, but instead yells at his first born (who's yards away from the door when he's only half a meter away from the door you're at) to get the door

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[_darkmistress_]

He's a tard...<3 love you!

[cowboy_droy]

Hopefully I'm on that list too? I'll be that man for our kids :)