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[allyellowflower]

sadly, mike's not coming back to school anymore

now who will escape from it with me?
*sigh* i guess i have no one to throw desks through the windows with before we jump out of them, but after we announce to the witnesses that we can't take it anymore

...i'll be left all alone like fabrizio

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you are not alone...no one is alone...screw you into the woods...

[anonymous]

Okay, basically...yeah...you still have me...even though I'd drop everything to elope w/ Johnny Depp or Jeremy Sumpter in a HEARTBEAT...I mean uh...yeah...I'm always here for you...unless a very hot pirate and/or fairy boy comes to wisk me away...I mean...uh...you're not going to be alone like Febreeze or whatever...
*sigh*
Poor Febreeze, the loneliest of household products, whose inner beauty is not yet understood...but it sure does smell good! =)

who's jeremy sumpter??

[radiocure_]

hah... febreeze... i think she meant the dude from the strokes, kiddo (it's alright we call him febreeze anywho even tho i doubt he smells as good)

oh mab, poor mike... we should all go to baltimore& get bubble tea in mourning...

ohyeah just one more thing: JOHNNY DEPP IS MINE!!

the end.

Re: who's jeremy sumpter??

[anonymous]

yeah...i learned about the fabrizio thing afterwards...jeremy sumpter is the kid who was peter in the new version of peter pan (oh so hot)...and about johnny...grr...

oh yeah...

[anonymous]

Hey, that last part RHYMED!

...and yeah...you probably know who this is anyway...
...just think "Depp Fest"...

I am all that is man

[purple_corduroy]

*evil laughter*
...that's right...I have one now...

HAH that's all i gotta say

[radiocure_]

Re: HAH that's all i gotta say

[purple_corduroy]

HEY!
...I *am* asexual...and I take offense to th---whoa...shit...I'm budding again...I will return...and there will be *more* of me...muahahahahahahaha....

Re: HAH that's all i gotta say

[radiocure_]

hm... now *that's* a horrifying thought...