STORYTIME
So I forget how this even happened but I think it involved Harley having a dream about a Batman/FMA crossover and then she wanted me to write it. But I don't know anything about Batman and she doesn't know anything about FMA. Oh no.
Then tonight WE WROTE IT TOGETHER AND IT'S AN AMAZING CROSSOVER COMICS EVENT
[21:34] once upon a tiem homoculises were in gotham and batman was like hrrn but that is rorshach's thing so nevermind
[21:35] and they were like
[21:35] so now in gotham there was envy and greed and lust and sloth and pride and wrath and gluttony and i guess other greed too and shoplifting
[21:35] who is a new homicilis for this fic
[21:35] oc warning
[21:36] shoplifitng is super hot and bangs all the guys i would want to bang and she looks like justin bieber but sh eis not me okay
[21:36] fddyug
[21:37] anyway
[21:37] so then
[21:37] joker was like
[21:37] i have a bomb?
[21:37] adn batman was like no because i have antibomb lasers
[21:37] and the comucolhis were like this is kind of dumb i guess
[21:37] oh no batman
[21:38] and then lust went to a sleepover for all teh girl villians but the did not like her becase there is not enouhg room for another sexy lady with hair over one eye okay this is just getting ridiculous
[21:38] plus lust is basically poison ivy but less dangerous and more prone to dying right?
[21:38] so anyway lust was not invited to villain prom
[21:38] i man
[21:38] mean
[21:38] sleepover
[21:38] what am i writing about?
[21:38] sleepovers
[21:38] but Lust rules 8(
[21:38] SLEEPOVERS
[21:38] anyway they played twister
[21:39] naked twister
[21:39] then there was a lesbian orgy
[21:39] it was awesome
[21:39] the end
[21:39] Lust/Harley
[21:40] n
[21:40] that is the wrong vagina
[21:40] well whose then
[21:40] ivy's
[21:40] i guess there could be lust/ivy/harley
[21:40] except
[21:41] whenever
[21:41] there is a third lady
[21:41] and ivy likes her
[21:41] harley wants to murder everything
[21:41] they are bad at sharing
[21:41] so nevermind
[21:41] there could be lust/talia
[21:41] uhuhu
[21:42] they are pretty much the same
[21:42] http://de.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=kehs91&s=5
[21:42] oh Damian your hot mom
[21:42] LST IS DAMIAN'S REAL MOM
[21:42] PLOT TWIST
[21:43] okay now you write the next part
[21:45] what okay
[21:45] So then um some villain who gets underused
[21:45] firefly
[21:45] but idk who that is because I don't know Batman at ll
[21:45] okay Firefly
[21:45] he is an arsonist he likes bugs okay go
[21:45] then Firefly decides that he wants to burn down City Hall but what can he do
[21:46] so Envy is like, okay I'll turn into the mayor's daughter and you can hold me hostage and say you'll let me go if you're allowed to burn down City Hll
[21:46] but there are important things there like documents also some people who didn't escape
[21:47] and the mayor is like NO HOW CAN I CHOOSE and Firefly makes some villainous speech
[21:47] about burning her to a crisp and meanwhile he sets some candles on fire and moths come to them and get charred in a three-panel sequence while he talks offpanel
[21:48] and then there's a closeup of the mayor's teary eyes but then Batman comes and is like THAT'S NOT YOUR DAUGHTER
[21:48] IT'S A TRAP! and there's a fight
[21:48] Batman is Batman and he wins but Firefly shows Envy what Batman's parents looked like
[21:49] and Envy shifts into his dad and they make Batman kill his own dad
[21:49] and then there's like this brief sequence where you realize Batman is losing his mind
[21:49] NOW YOU GO
[21:49] WHAT DOES CRAZY BATMAN DO
[21:49] MEANWHILE
[21:50] IN THE NEXT ISSUE...
[21:50] scarecrow is monologing about how awesome he is because ACTUALLY
[21:50] HE DOSE BATMAN WITH FEAR GAS
[21:50] THIS IS ALL A HALLUCINATION OF WHAT BATMAN FEARS MOST
[21:50] OH NO
[21:51] because how could any villain know batman's parents he has a secret ideentity that is a continuity error and like 5000 nerds wrote to the editor in chief so they retconned it superfast
[21:52] so anyway now bsatman is crazy and thinks his i fighting his own dad and while he is flailing around and scarecrow is monologing he accidentally gluttony
[21:52] releases
[21:52] and then gluttony ate lock-down
[21:52] and nobody minded
[21:52] gluttony got a medal the next day from the mayor and all teh papers were there taking pictures and the headlines said TERRIBLE MONSTER TURNED HERO
[21:52] and he was in tabloids where tey wrote articles about how he should get liposuction
[21:52] then gluttony ate the medal
[21:52] cue laugh track
[21:53] also batman got better at some point and punched scarecrow in the face adn then scarecrow went back to arkham
[21:54] BUT THEN
[21:54] WHILE GLUTTONY WAS GETTING HIS MEDAL ...
[21:54] PENGUIN SHOWED UP WARK WARK
[21:54] WARK WARK
[21:54] WARK WARK
[21:55] becuase gluttony i sa gross fat slob getting recongnistion and that is what penguin has always wanted always forever it is not fair god damn it
[21:55] so anyway now birds are pecking people to death and shitting on all teh cars it is a mess
[21:55] okay tag youre it
[21:56] OKAY
[21:56] so the city still loves Gluttony and they're like man he can save us
[21:56] from the bird shit by eating all the birds it'll be awesome
[21:56] so they try and hire him and Gluttony is like okay because he'll do whatever you say
[21:57] So they send him to like a cornfield and he needs to attract all the birds to this field because it's way from people
[21:57] also why is it in Gotham? but that never gets addressed
[21:58] so he goes out there and they give him this special bird call thing and he blows it and the birds show up but then a voice says dramatically
[21:58] YOU'VE SUMMONED MORE THAN JUST BIRDS, YOU FOOL
[21:58] YOU'VE SUMMONED ~THE PENGUIN~ and oh no it's him
[21:58] so they have a fight and it's on TV live, and I don't know the Penguin's powers but whatever he like tries to beat Gluttony with a cane
[21:59] and everyone is watching and cheering for Gluttony and then suddenly the mayor's REAL daughter shows up because she saw the funny fat man on TV
[21:59] and was like I want an autograph
[22:00] but Gluttony eats her and Gotham realizes their horrible mistake. THEN BATMAN COMES AND IS LIKE, I'M SANE AGAIN, I WILL SAVE HER
[22:00] okay NEXT ISSUE, YOUR TURN
[22:00] so batman gets the bomg
[22:00] that joker had
[22:00] and he antiantibomblasers it so now it is a bomb again
[22:00] I hope that's bong
[22:01] oh okay
[22:01] and he puts it in a cake and he gives it to gluggony and gluttone eats it and it explodes but itw as already in his stomach so he does not even notice and batman is like wut
[22:03] so then uh
[22:03] batman grabs the penquin
[22:03] and throws him like a football and gluttony s gut and penguin bounces off WARK WARK WARK
[22:03] and gluttony is all :?
[22:03] so he eats the penguin
[22:03] then
[22:03] ALL THE MOBSTERS AND VILLAINS IN GOTHAM
[22:03] ALL OF THEM
[22:03] who had of course been watching on the live tv
[22:04] are like AAHHH FUUUUCK HE OWNS HTE BEST NIGHTCLUB IN GOTHAM HOW COULD YOOOUUUU
[22:04] so they all come to fight gluttony and glottuny is like this is balls, man so he spits penguin out and goes hom eto take a nap i guess
[22:06] and uhhh
[22:06] then ...
[22:06] then
[22:06] who is left
[22:06] wrath shows up i guess
[22:06] wrath shoes up and he is like
[22:06] RAR
[22:06] I AM ...
[22:06] SO...
[22:06] ANGRY?
[22:06] THAT YOU UH
[22:06] that you made glottuny eat a bonb
[22:06] let's fight
[22:07] and batman is like
[22:07] >:|
[22:07] TO BE CONTINUED....?
Then tonight WE WROTE IT TOGETHER AND IT'S AN AMAZING CROSSOVER COMICS EVENT
[21:34] once upon a tiem homoculises were in gotham and batman was like hrrn but that is rorshach's thing so nevermind
[21:35] and they were like
[21:35] so now in gotham there was envy and greed and lust and sloth and pride and wrath and gluttony and i guess other greed too and shoplifting
[21:35] who is a new homicilis for this fic
[21:35] oc warning
[21:36] shoplifitng is super hot and bangs all the guys i would want to bang and she looks like justin bieber but sh eis not me okay
[21:36] fddyug
[21:37] anyway
[21:37] so then
[21:37] joker was like
[21:37] i have a bomb?
[21:37] adn batman was like no because i have antibomb lasers
[21:37] and the comucolhis were like this is kind of dumb i guess
[21:37] oh no batman
[21:38] and then lust went to a sleepover for all teh girl villians but the did not like her becase there is not enouhg room for another sexy lady with hair over one eye okay this is just getting ridiculous
[21:38] plus lust is basically poison ivy but less dangerous and more prone to dying right?
[21:38] so anyway lust was not invited to villain prom
[21:38] i man
[21:38] mean
[21:38] sleepover
[21:38] what am i writing about?
[21:38] sleepovers
[21:38] but Lust rules 8(
[21:38] SLEEPOVERS
[21:38] anyway they played twister
[21:39] naked twister
[21:39] then there was a lesbian orgy
[21:39] it was awesome
[21:39] the end
[21:39] Lust/Harley
[21:40] n
[21:40] that is the wrong vagina
[21:40] well whose then
[21:40] ivy's
[21:40] i guess there could be lust/ivy/harley
[21:40] except
[21:41] whenever
[21:41] there is a third lady
[21:41] and ivy likes her
[21:41] harley wants to murder everything
[21:41] they are bad at sharing
[21:41] so nevermind
[21:41] there could be lust/talia
[21:41] uhuhu
[21:42] they are pretty much the same
[21:42] http://de.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=kehs91&s=5
[21:42] oh Damian your hot mom
[21:42] LST IS DAMIAN'S REAL MOM
[21:42] PLOT TWIST
[21:43] okay now you write the next part
[21:45] what okay
[21:45] So then um some villain who gets underused
[21:45] firefly
[21:45] but idk who that is because I don't know Batman at ll
[21:45] okay Firefly
[21:45] he is an arsonist he likes bugs okay go
[21:45] then Firefly decides that he wants to burn down City Hall but what can he do
[21:46] so Envy is like, okay I'll turn into the mayor's daughter and you can hold me hostage and say you'll let me go if you're allowed to burn down City Hll
[21:46] but there are important things there like documents also some people who didn't escape
[21:47] and the mayor is like NO HOW CAN I CHOOSE and Firefly makes some villainous speech
[21:47] about burning her to a crisp and meanwhile he sets some candles on fire and moths come to them and get charred in a three-panel sequence while he talks offpanel
[21:48] and then there's a closeup of the mayor's teary eyes but then Batman comes and is like THAT'S NOT YOUR DAUGHTER
[21:48] IT'S A TRAP! and there's a fight
[21:48] Batman is Batman and he wins but Firefly shows Envy what Batman's parents looked like
[21:49] and Envy shifts into his dad and they make Batman kill his own dad
[21:49] and then there's like this brief sequence where you realize Batman is losing his mind
[21:49] NOW YOU GO
[21:49] WHAT DOES CRAZY BATMAN DO
[21:49] MEANWHILE
[21:50] IN THE NEXT ISSUE...
[21:50] scarecrow is monologing about how awesome he is because ACTUALLY
[21:50] HE DOSE BATMAN WITH FEAR GAS
[21:50] THIS IS ALL A HALLUCINATION OF WHAT BATMAN FEARS MOST
[21:50] OH NO
[21:51] because how could any villain know batman's parents he has a secret ideentity that is a continuity error and like 5000 nerds wrote to the editor in chief so they retconned it superfast
[21:52] so anyway now bsatman is crazy and thinks his i fighting his own dad and while he is flailing around and scarecrow is monologing he accidentally gluttony
[21:52] releases
[21:52] and then gluttony ate lock-down
[21:52] and nobody minded
[21:52] gluttony got a medal the next day from the mayor and all teh papers were there taking pictures and the headlines said TERRIBLE MONSTER TURNED HERO
[21:52] and he was in tabloids where tey wrote articles about how he should get liposuction
[21:52] then gluttony ate the medal
[21:52] cue laugh track
[21:53] also batman got better at some point and punched scarecrow in the face adn then scarecrow went back to arkham
[21:54] BUT THEN
[21:54] WHILE GLUTTONY WAS GETTING HIS MEDAL ...
[21:54] PENGUIN SHOWED UP WARK WARK
[21:54] WARK WARK
[21:54] WARK WARK
[21:55] becuase gluttony i sa gross fat slob getting recongnistion and that is what penguin has always wanted always forever it is not fair god damn it
[21:55] so anyway now birds are pecking people to death and shitting on all teh cars it is a mess
[21:55] okay tag youre it
[21:56] OKAY
[21:56] so the city still loves Gluttony and they're like man he can save us
[21:56] from the bird shit by eating all the birds it'll be awesome
[21:56] so they try and hire him and Gluttony is like okay because he'll do whatever you say
[21:57] So they send him to like a cornfield and he needs to attract all the birds to this field because it's way from people
[21:57] also why is it in Gotham? but that never gets addressed
[21:58] so he goes out there and they give him this special bird call thing and he blows it and the birds show up but then a voice says dramatically
[21:58] YOU'VE SUMMONED MORE THAN JUST BIRDS, YOU FOOL
[21:58] YOU'VE SUMMONED ~THE PENGUIN~ and oh no it's him
[21:58] so they have a fight and it's on TV live, and I don't know the Penguin's powers but whatever he like tries to beat Gluttony with a cane
[21:59] and everyone is watching and cheering for Gluttony and then suddenly the mayor's REAL daughter shows up because she saw the funny fat man on TV
[21:59] and was like I want an autograph
[22:00] but Gluttony eats her and Gotham realizes their horrible mistake. THEN BATMAN COMES AND IS LIKE, I'M SANE AGAIN, I WILL SAVE HER
[22:00] okay NEXT ISSUE, YOUR TURN
[22:00] so batman gets the bomg
[22:00] that joker had
[22:00] and he antiantibomblasers it so now it is a bomb again
[22:00] I hope that's bong
[22:01] oh okay
[22:01] and he puts it in a cake and he gives it to gluggony and gluttone eats it and it explodes but itw as already in his stomach so he does not even notice and batman is like wut
[22:03] so then uh
[22:03] batman grabs the penquin
[22:03] and throws him like a football and gluttony s gut and penguin bounces off WARK WARK WARK
[22:03] and gluttony is all :?
[22:03] so he eats the penguin
[22:03] then
[22:03] ALL THE MOBSTERS AND VILLAINS IN GOTHAM
[22:03] ALL OF THEM
[22:03] who had of course been watching on the live tv
[22:04] are like AAHHH FUUUUCK HE OWNS HTE BEST NIGHTCLUB IN GOTHAM HOW COULD YOOOUUUU
[22:04] so they all come to fight gluttony and glottuny is like this is balls, man so he spits penguin out and goes hom eto take a nap i guess
[22:06] and uhhh
[22:06] then ...
[22:06] then
[22:06] who is left
[22:06] wrath shows up i guess
[22:06] wrath shoes up and he is like
[22:06] RAR
[22:06] I AM ...
[22:06] SO...
[22:06] ANGRY?
[22:06] THAT YOU UH
[22:06] that you made glottuny eat a bonb
[22:06] let's fight
[22:07] and batman is like
[22:07] >:|
[22:07] TO BE CONTINUED....?