Guess who just bought a Talkboy on E-Bay?

Someone PLEASE take my account away from me!

Goldaline my dear
We will fold and freeze together
Far away from here
There is sun and spring and green forever
But now we move to feel
For ourselves inside some stranger's stomach
Place your body here
Let your skin begin to blend itself with mine

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Whose shoes?


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Okay...

I turned on the tv. 'Lilo & Stitch' was on the Disney Channel. The green alien with one eye just said "masturbating."

I swear to god.

As it seems everyone is going through some sort of simultaneous rough spot, I offer this for you to take solace in:

you my love are allowed to forget about the christmas you just spent stressed out in your parents house ( Read more... )

So the car drove on through the night, cutting through blanketed fog like navigating a seemingly endless sea of bodies ( Read more... )

What an evening ( Read more... )

There was an old lady that swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die