It's so much easier to do fun things when you have a car.

 woop

I gave the birthday gift to Patrick instead.  

 Messy

 This shit never ends. 

Feeling like hell.

 Still hate myself

 Since I get personally offended by most jokes and upset easily, I am just not going to talk to most people anymore.

 I want to eat all the food

 Need to get skinny or something