you know what really tops off a shit day? fucking food poisoning. Nothing like having to vomit into your bathtub while the diarrhea is streaming out of your ass into the toilet.
I did that last week except all of the effluvia was in the shower. It's kind of comforting, actually. I was warm and all the yuckiness just went down the drain.
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