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[almighty_samich]

I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors... but there is NO fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly

Comments

[calm_chaotic_i]

fuck yea.

[gorillaman]

papercuts hurt like a son-of-a-bitch you gotta admit that.

[gorillaman]

oh yea i'm sure i'll see ya when i come up for app's birthday.

[themoonandme]

Ben you're amazing!

haha