Hee!

[almightychrissy]

Most of the time, I really hate spam, but sometimes it totally makes my day.

I just got an e-mail with the subject- "Listen to the voice of your penis. He is asking to get the Penis Enlarge Patch."

I think if your penis has a voice, you might want to start looking into some serious therapy.

Comments

[stormshaman]

I think if your penis has a voice, you might want to start looking into some serious therapy.

Either that or stop doing acid!

[almightychrissy]

That too!

[kittywitch]

There really isn't anything to say to that is there? Just laugh and be slightly horrified, lmao

[almightychrissy]

I think my response was mostly sorrow that spamamusement doesn't seem to be doing new stuff anymore.

[omgimnaked]

Well that is simply ridiculous.

Ridiculous.

Dick.

Hee.

[almightychrissy]

AHAAHAHHAA.

That's a mighty pushy penis.

[omgimnaked]

Pushy penis.

That makes me think of SEAMAN SHIP!

FOR PEACE!

[beckynicky]

if my penis starts talking to me, i am selling tickets for people to see that shit

[almightychrissy]

Yeah, especially because you'd be a woman with a penis.

[omgimnaked]

That reminds me of last night on Family Guy...they were watching The Facts of Life and the tomboyish one whose name I don't know came in and said "Is it normal for your penis and vagina to touch each other?"

You have to be there to really absorb the funny, but nonetheless. lol

[annapeace]

Sometimes a penis just wants to talk! Vaginas get monologues, after all. ;D

[almightychrissy]

That is very true!!!