It's interesting to watch something happen with someone else, and then to listen to that person's description of the event later on. A lot of people exaggerate things a lot, and mess up stories really bad. I've been really big on not exaggerating and messing up stories for a while now, since my friend Danny always used to exaggerate the shit out of ( Read more... )

I just my hair cut. It looks dumb. I'm really not a short hair kinda guy, and I wish my dean could understand that. I felt so stupid when I left the barber's, and I definetly felt like everyone on the street was staring at me and thinking to themsleves about how dumb I looked. Plus it was colder than it was when I went in the barbers, and I missed ( Read more... )

I had a great time last night, don't get me wrong, and I thought that Inferno's set was really pretty awseome, but I've realized that I'm starting to feel differently about Inferno shows. They don't feel as special as they used to feel, and I don't get nearly as psyched as I used to get. And I mean, I was really looking forward to last night and ( Read more... )

Sweeny's cousin, who lives in Crestwood and goes to the elementary school here, was ME for halloween. That's right, ME. That is so aweseome. I don't even know what this kid looks like, or what grade hes in. Apparently though, he didn't pull off being me quite so well. He has shortish black hair, and he wore purple cons, somewhat baggy black jeans, ( Read more... )

"Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!....'I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater everyday and'--The Springfield River ( Read more... )

Suckdays are no longer suckdays, my friends.

So I went to my grandma's for dinner tonight, and man that was some good freaking dinner. Chicken parm hero, mozz sticks, and some brick oven pizza from some Italian place close to my grandma's house. It was all I'd had to eat all day except for 2 granola bars, which made it even better ( Read more... )

The last few days I've had these small intervals of time where everything is spins for a few seconds and then I focus my eyes on something and it goes away. It's like the world is spinning, and I'm not spinning with it, or something. I don't know. I'm in a weird mood right now. I feel kind of sick, my eyes hurt, and I had too much coffee for an ( Read more... )

Last night I was watching the Daily Show sometime before 11:30 and decided that I was really tired and way too lazy to get up and brush my teeth and stuff. So I fell asleep without having brushed my teeth all day. Then I had a dream where I was looking in the mirror and all my top teeth were rotting, and there were all turning black. I touched my ( Read more... )

I can't sleep. Or actually, I don't really want to sleep. I'm often prevented from sleeping by the feeling that I'll miss something, or that I'll wake up and remember something I had to do from the night before. The end result is tired legs and tired eyes carrying the weight of 12 ton bags. Late night pondering and worrying and nervousness serve as ( Read more... )