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so, this weekend.. i went out. dressed as an ultra-classy mobster with two of my girl friends, we ransacked purdue and left many a victim pining for our love ( Read more... )

"is it my imagination, or do really good-looking women walk a lot faster than everybody else? ...and the better looking they are, the faster they go. i mean i see 'em out there on the street, they're zooming around. they're a blur. it's like they got a motor on their ass." --george costanza ( Read more... )

today. i have sung several songs. the most recurring (for the past two weeks) has been "brick house ( Read more... )

i have many passions. more than i could ever sum up ( Read more... )