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My dad bought a lawnmower today. He decided to put it in the shed. He got it stuck in the ice/snow and then found out it didn't fit in the shed.
He called me out to help, but it REALLY didn't fit in the shed. Obviously.
So he had to push it aaaalll the way back across the yard.
Narrowly missing my car...........
The moral of this story: Meaure the shed before you push the lawnmower over an acre of ice.